What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.


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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

what's brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book

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