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Are You A Zombie?

  • Why am I laughing so hard at this ?

  • I once told this joke unaware that it existed as a joke on this site... it got a great reaction though.

  • Grams in my blunt.

  • it was +777 then my friend liked it. --a-hole

  • I agree.

  • 6 had good reason to be afraid of 7. He's gone and murdered the poor little guy!

  • I know something funnier than 7...

  • it was a cold dark morning, and 6 woke up from his slumber. he felt so tired but still got out of bed anyway, despite having nothing to do today. he decided to take a walk around the block, where he noticed a tv store showing the news of a deranged cannibal named 7, who ate a man two increments bigger than him. he shrugged this off and kept walking, slightly shuddering at the thought of 7. when he returned home, he heard a loud knock on the door. it was the postman, 13, delivering news that his mother had been cannibalised by this same serial killer, 7. 6 fell to his news; he couldnt believe she passed. when he came across her grave, it was even worse to bear. then, on his way home, he saw the killer. the next day, 6 was nowhere to be found, and no one remembered him. all that was left was a blood mark on 7's hideous mouth. because now all that is left is 7. funny joke :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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