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  • I LAUGHED SO HARD AND I DON'T KNOW WHY

  • it was +777 then my friend liked it. --a-hole

  • Why did I laugh at this???!!!

  • Well I think this is a highly sophisticated joke and should maintain a respectable position on this website

  • I have a feeling someone took this from me. Can't be sure, though.

  • 6

  • 7... ?you are some "interesting" people

  • Well I think this is a highly sophisticated joke and should maintain a respectable position on this website

  • Why is this on the site?

  • Six: "Well damn, that's some scary sh*t"

  • haha 8

  • this is why 6 is afraid

  • i dont get it

  • What does this mean!

  • GO DIE

  • haha i get it. i have seen this one before, i used it on all of my friends.... lol

  • I think it goes back to the old joke about the guy on his first day in prison (or at the fire house, or the factory, or wherever). They're all together and one guy yells "42" and everybody laughs. Then another guy yells "25" and everybody laughs. The guy finally asks someone sitting next to him what's going on, and he explains that they've all been together so long they all know the same jokes, so they just assigned them all numbers. Now instead of telling the whole joke, they just shout out the number. The guy figures he'll try it, and yells "63"... but nobody laughs. He' s embarrassed, and asks the man next to him why no one laughed. "Isn't there a joke number 63?" "There is," the man says, "but you didn't tell it right."

  • I agree.

  • 6 had good reason to be afraid of 7. He's gone and murdered the poor little guy!

  • This was a very good joke. Ha ha.

  • Sank

  • Wanna know what's funnier than 24? 25.

  • 7 is a registered 6 offender...

  • I know something funnier than 7...

  • it was a cold dark morning, and 6 woke up from his slumber. he felt so tired but still got out of bed anyway, despite having nothing to do today. he decided to take a walk around the block, where he noticed a tv store showing the news of a deranged cannibal named 7, who ate a man two increments bigger than him. he shrugged this off and kept walking, slightly shuddering at the thought of 7. when he returned home, he heard a loud knock on the door. it was the postman, 13, delivering news that his mother had been cannibalised by this same serial killer, 7. 6 fell to his news; he couldnt believe she passed. when he came across her grave, it was even worse to bear. then, on his way home, he saw the killer. the next day, 6 was nowhere to be found, and no one remembered him. all that was left was a blood mark on 7's hideous mouth. because now all that is left is 7. funny joke :)

  • I don't get it its so hilarious

  • ??? ?? ?...... ?

  • What's black and black and black all over? A rapist.

  • best joke so far

  • Somebody explain this?

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! SO FUNNY!!! I FALLING OFF MY CHAIR!!!!!!!

  • da fahk

  • I once told this joke unaware that it existed as a joke on this site... it got a great reaction though.

  • point to heaven

  • 69

  • Grams in my blunt.

  • best

  • point to heaven

  • I actually am a Zombie

  • Why am I laughing so hard at this ?

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