Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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This is not a joke.

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NASCAR

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Heartlight

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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