How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Thats what she said

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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British Dentistry

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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man boobs

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