Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Trump will make America great again.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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