A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Black History Month

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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