A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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