Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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What are annoying? Ads.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Anti Joke

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