Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Lil' Wayne

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Religion.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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