I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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