Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Burp

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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twilight

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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