Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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