What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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hi, im sober.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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