What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Women

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Come in

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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Anti Joke

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