What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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. . I am a whale

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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black chicken. kfc

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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girls lacrosse

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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Cancer.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Anti Joke

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