- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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