Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Sex education in Texas,

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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George Bush.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's a small person? A midget

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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