a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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