why was the boy sad? because.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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