Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Don't think of granny porn

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Women's Rights

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

its funny cuz i laughed!

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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