- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Women's rights.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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