What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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