What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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