Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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