Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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nickel back

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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