A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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i hate non minorities!

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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whoa there

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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