The outside of my house is painted yellow.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

im gay

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what do you call your mom? mom

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

seek beauty

thumb_up thumb_down -11

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

thumb_up thumb_down

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops