Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Once upon a time

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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chuck norris

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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