Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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EVERYBODY GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS SEE IF WE CAN TAKE OVER THE MOST LIKED JOKE.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

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poop.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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what do an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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