Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies. One is used in the sport of bowling, and the other is just a tragic, very saddening sight to see.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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whats black. an african american person

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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sfdg

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Hippopatomous!

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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