Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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OOOOPPS /

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Then the Atheist died a violent and terrible death.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Do you love me? No.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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