Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Women's Rights.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? He did not. He drowned

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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