What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Rick Perry.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Who is John Galt?

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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Anti Joke

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