if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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