Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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hi bye

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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