What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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