What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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