What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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Guess what What

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. They both died at the same time in a horrible shipwreck. There were no survivors.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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