what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Wolf Pussy

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

A gay man watches football.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Reed is poopin

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Anti Joke

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