How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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salad days!

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

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Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the sahara dessert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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