What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Anti Joke

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