John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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