What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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The cream, it is coming

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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