A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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