Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Women Voting

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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