Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Google Doodles

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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