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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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hi

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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girls lacrosse

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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