Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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