Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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