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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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