- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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fabien

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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KOOKABURRA

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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