The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what's white and sticky semen

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ewrg

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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