why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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Avery has crabs.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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