A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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