Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Fat? Jesse Z

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