What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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no

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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America

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Whats9+10 19

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What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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