Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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What does water smell like? water.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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BOOBALANBOO

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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