Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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Why do Black people love chicken? Because it is delicious.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

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whats 2+2? 1

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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Democracy.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a cat? You can't. The current state of genetic engineering will not allow avian DNA and mammalian DNA to be combined.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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EVERYBODY GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS SEE IF WE CAN TAKE OVER THE MOST LIKED JOKE.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to give the woman alcohol because he acknowledges a health risk for her unborn child.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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