I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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i was molested.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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