more chocolate?

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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This is a joke.

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lets bomb africa

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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