How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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