please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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penis that is all

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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