Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

A terrorist robs a walrus.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

penis in the camel

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Anti Joke

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