Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were going for a walk. They spotted some tracks, and stopped to inspect them. "Those are train tracks." The blonde noted. They agreed, looked both ways, then crossed safely over it.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Anti jokes are funny

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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