There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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all your base are belong to mark

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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