What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Chuck Norris.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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womens rights.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Your mother is a man.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Nicolas Cage

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knock knock come in!

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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