What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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It’s dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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David Cameron

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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I'm Spartacus

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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