The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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black people swimming

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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