What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Two english guys meet at work

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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