Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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roses are red violets are blue

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Your mother is so stupid that ran into a large pole.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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