What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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