What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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I <3 Hitler

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Well educated black man.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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