Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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Christ is a conspiracy

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Obama lin Baden.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Anti Joke

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