Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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thumbs up!

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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the lemon was sweet.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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