Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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no

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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