A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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what did the woman say when her husband punched her? nothing. she was physically abused for 35 years before she killed herself

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