Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Mitt Romney penis

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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