What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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