Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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robin, get in the car.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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