What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Gus's mom

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Well educated black man.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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PENlS.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Weed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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