why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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