i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Blarg

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Anti Joke

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