Black people

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Anti Joke

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