little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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