why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Justin Bieber.

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