How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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hahaha

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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