Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Try this on someone... go up and say "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start" there response "Ok, knock knock" you say "Who's there?" They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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women's rights

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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