Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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