I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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