Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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