Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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