how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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