How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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