Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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weiner? balls

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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