How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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