Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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