I've got a boner

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

YEAH THEY DO!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

...Jack Vale

thumb_up thumb_down +51

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops