- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

What is 9+10? 19

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

David Cameron

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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