why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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God

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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High school gym class.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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