A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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You're Adopted.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Knock knock. Death.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Women's Rights

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Obamacare

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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