scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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baskets

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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An old woman and her grandson arrive at the hospital, only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? A family friend paying a visit.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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