My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.


Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

knock knock ... no one was in

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

A black man went into the sea. What did he become? Wet

What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

This joke isnt funny.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Anti Joke

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