What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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I'm a like whore

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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What color is red paint? Red

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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