how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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who is awesome? no one...

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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adam hodgson !

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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