What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Yo Mamma

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Penisland

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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