What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Asian NASCAR.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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