Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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