Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Sarah Palin

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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