What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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Jake. Walsh.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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A black person walks out of KFC

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