Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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