why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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F? No k

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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