What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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