What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Vagina-Boob

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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