what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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What is the difference?

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Do you love me? No.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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