Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Alex Gedrose.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Who is it?

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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