Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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