a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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heat!

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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