Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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I was Born ready I was born naked.



What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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