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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

I will create more jobs for americans

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

You bumder!

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

People Eating Tasty Animals

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