Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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sure!

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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to get to the other side.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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