- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What is a question?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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