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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Sarah Palin

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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The WNBA.

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