Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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