Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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