Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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