- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one. he was an electrician

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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