Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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penis

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Your Mom

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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666

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