roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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