What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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I need a good anti joke....

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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