im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Justin Beiber

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Anti Joke

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