what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Anti Joke

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