Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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