SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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women's rights.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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What time is it? 20:45.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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