Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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8=D

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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