- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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