A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

Hillary Clinton

What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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