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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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You should never talk to strangers.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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make me a sandwich!

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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