What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Good to see you today!

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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