So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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