What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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HOLY COW!

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