- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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