what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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