What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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haha

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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A Serbian Film

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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poop

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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