Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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I can count to potato.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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