Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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im at school

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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