Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Anti Joke

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