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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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roses are red poo is poo

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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