Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Rick Perry.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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