- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

alert("The Game");

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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