*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Waffles ate my grandma

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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