Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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