How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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the midget went to the midget store

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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