What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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gingers

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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conrad profit

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were going for a walk. They spotted some tracks, and stopped to inspect them. "Those are train tracks." The blonde noted. They agreed, looked both ways, then crossed safely over it.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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