What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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knock knock no ones home

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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test test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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