- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Women's rights

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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