Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What? Why?

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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5 people are walking

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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guess what? chicken butt.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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