A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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