Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Jaden McMichael

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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