What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Chuck Norris

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Mitt Romney

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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A jew go out of a bar

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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This is a joke setup.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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