how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Duck A lays an egg which rolls into Duck B's nest. To whom does the egg technically belong to? Neither, ducks do not have the legal right of ownership.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Anti Joke

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