Michael Castillo is gay

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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I'm Jewish

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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%3c%2fa%3e%3c%2fh3%3e alert("The Game."); %3cScR%69pt%2ffoo%3eev%61l%28%27ale%27+%27ert%28%29%27%29;

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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