Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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