01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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I enjoy anal.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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