Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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knock knock come in !

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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12/23/2012

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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