What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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