Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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my names jim haha

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Justin Bieber

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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