why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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hard cheese

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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So you there Red?

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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