Your face is hilarious.

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

a. why? b. because I wanted

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Who invented apple? God

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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