The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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your life

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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