Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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The 80's

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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