Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Mitt Romney

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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derp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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