Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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You just won the game...

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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