Tilt your screen back

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Justin Bieber.

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donald................duck for president

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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stinky boner

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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Logan's gay

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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noodles

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Anti Joke

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