A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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