what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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