- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

Baseball

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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