SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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How long is a china man?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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