What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Guess what? Bananas

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.... It made me sad.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Anti Joke

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