What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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