whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Spinabifita

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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<=-):[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]:(-=>

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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