How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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