A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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It's all Taggart

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Anti Joke

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