what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Don't think of granny porn

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Chuck Norris.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Why? Why not?

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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