A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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