yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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And more;

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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