A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.


What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Knock Knock Not Yet

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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