Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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