Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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women rights

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Jellybeans

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willam dafoe

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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