Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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