What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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