A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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YO FACE

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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