Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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