Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Scott Gomez

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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mexicans fishing

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Penis!

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Womens rights

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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