Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What do you do when you're bored in Manhattan? You buy a minigun, enchant it to have limitless ammo, and then shoot it for one hour straight, killing innocent pedestrians in time square while laughing hysterically. Or maybe that's just me

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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*prepares this to get negged*

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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