Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Wigan.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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