What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Period Blood

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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