What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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What do I hate? people

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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