- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Knock knock, come in.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

alert("The Game");

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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