Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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ask me if im a door yes

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Woman's rights

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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