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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Passing by

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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