Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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