That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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