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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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