WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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haha, you're an orphan

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If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil from vegetables, what is baby oil made of? Mineral Oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Acetate, Fragrance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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