Bloody kids ...

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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PENIS lol

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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