Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Anti Joke

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