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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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