What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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