What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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BOOBALANBOO

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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