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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

they told me not to write here but i did

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

how black is a black man? pretty black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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