Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Basically copying you.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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