A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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