Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Your mom is so fat...

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Jews.

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mark is religion

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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antijokes

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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