What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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