How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Abortion

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Jews.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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