They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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