how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Chuck norris

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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