Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Kittens.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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BUTTERFARTING

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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Whats big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A Fridge.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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