MICHAEL

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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2 women were sitting quietly

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It’s dead.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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i have a christmas tree.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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