What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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the WNBA

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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GONNA

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Anti Joke

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