I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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A child with cancer grows up.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

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