Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: Nooooo! Darth Vader: Yes.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Charcoal is black, So is my neighbor.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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