Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Tennesse

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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hey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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