Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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