your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Anti Joke

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