A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Q: How do you get a black guy out of a tree? A: You cut the rope.

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womens rights

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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69

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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