So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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