Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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The MLS

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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