Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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