Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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