a woman votes!

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

pudding

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

GONNA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Cold camel scrotum.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

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