How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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