Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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