Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A ginger rapping.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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