What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Your adopted

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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