What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Knock Knock *opens the door*

A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Anti Joke

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