Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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i saw amango it splootered

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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batman has diarrhea

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Lil Wayne

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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