why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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