My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Where's my tractor?

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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