a black man pays his child support

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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why does the man appear fat he is

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.... It made me sad.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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