I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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