Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Why is the sky blue? the game

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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Flab

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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