Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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