What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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