What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

The NHL playoffs

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

Obama is a good president.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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