Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Guess what? No.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Anti Joke

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