Women's Rights

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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woman's lacrosse

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Wy did the chicken?

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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