Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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ecks! why zee?

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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You read the Terms of Service.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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