This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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were at work systems r down

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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