How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Womens rights

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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