What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Dancing Potatoe!

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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barack osama

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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