What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Black People.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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