How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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You are joking right?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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what did the woman say when her husband punched her? nothing. she was physically abused for 35 years before she killed herself

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Anti Joke

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