What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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