What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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I'm a like whore

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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