what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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