Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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