Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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