Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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