A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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PICKLES

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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My penis is big... not.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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