Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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falling didnt make the difference

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A man comes into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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