this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Womens Rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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