What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Nobody cares.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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tims sty:)

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Hi my name is Jim

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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