Why do I hate food? I don't.

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GONNA

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Ted Haggard.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Anti Joke

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