Why can't you fly? Because Chuck Norris said so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Your adopted.....

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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call me maybe.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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