why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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