"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Where's my tractor?

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

brandon ya twwat

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A man gets home from work late at night and his wife is already asleep. Then he remembers that he forgot some important papers and has to drive back to work to get them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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