It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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am i invited to party? no

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Hair

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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