ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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This is an anti-joke.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Reading books

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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