Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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snowglobe

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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