What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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69

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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