If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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