what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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bacon

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Obama 2012

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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