What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Women's rights

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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