Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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It’s dead.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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