A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Penis.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Boobs are nasty!

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Strawberries!

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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