- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Turkeys are obese

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

roses are red, violets are blue, no one cares, your adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

So a little girl walks into a bar.. and gets kicked out for being underaged.

Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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