Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Black people are innocent.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Anti Joke

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