1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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