whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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