Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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test

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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PENIS

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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i'm not gay

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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