whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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