Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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Chris is hairy

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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seek beauty

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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what time is it? 3:16

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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