Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Why can't jokes spit?

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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women's rights

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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