What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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i am predestal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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