What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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