- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

whats brown and sticky? A stick

ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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