What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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