- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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