What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Global Warming.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What should I name my dog?

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42

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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