What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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