a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Today is March 22.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Barack Obama.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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womens rights

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Fiats

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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thermodynamics?

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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