Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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^that joke's not funny

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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