what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Bitch

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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Your mom.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Anti Joke

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