Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

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