How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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