Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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