- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Whats white and sticky fluff

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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