My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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