I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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