What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Hello penis

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Then none of us want to be right.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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