DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Make me famous

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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oh hai

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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