How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, Because they contain antioxidants and help to lower your cholesterol.

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Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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