- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

planking.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the mole say? Nothing

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

That's what he said.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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