Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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*you're

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Haha, I get it..

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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this site is funny.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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