How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Where is my tractor?

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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