Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Organized Crime

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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what's black? a lot of things.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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