knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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guess what chicken butt

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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A man. That is all.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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