An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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women's rights

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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