what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Yo momma so fat she went on the Subway diet and is now exercising regularly to lose weight.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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doctor doctor i need help i stay up all night dancing what is it? dance fever! HAHAHAHA its fatal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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