What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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