How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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good looking women

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Why? Why not?

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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