Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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