What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Hi

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