knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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knock knock no ones home

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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i killed my family

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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