Justin Beiber

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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ur gey

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Fat people.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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