What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Basically copying you.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Anti Joke

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