Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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can you pass the soap?

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Penis

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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