What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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