Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Many pirates were illiterate and so did not know any letters, much less have a favorite. However, even if this pirate were able to read, it is unlikely that we would be able to find out his favorite letter without asking him, since pirates were primarily in existence two to four centuries ago. In addition, most people don't have a favorite letter, and so a pirate would probably not be an exception.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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