Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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