What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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9/11/2001

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asian drivers.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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