How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Yeah right loser!

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hi

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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baskets

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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tom hall

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WEED!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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