Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Anti Joke

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