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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

You're adopted.

Robin, get in the car!

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What's 9 + 10 19

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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