hashtags suck balls

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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I walked down a dark alley at night and ran into 2 black men. They said hello and were on their way

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What do you do when you see your wife outside the kitchen? Tell her to enjoy the rest of her day, and you look forward to spending time with her when you both get home from your jobs.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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