Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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