an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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non poop

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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smug face >:}

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A walrus walks into a bar

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What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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get in the car.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Anti Joke

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