I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Three head lice are drinking beer on a scalp, then they are killed by a high strength medical shampoo.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Someone told me about this website.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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