Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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