What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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WNBA

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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