what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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A van drives into a car.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Ain't idn't a word.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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i am and me is i

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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