I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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