Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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