Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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