Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Womens rights

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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