- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

GOODBYE

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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