Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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WILLY

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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