A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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j.p. is dumb

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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