man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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