Your mums a potato

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +75

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Do you like your life? No. OK.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

thumb_up thumb_down -45

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

thumb_up thumb_down -37

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops