Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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