- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

whats hairy and crys your mom

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

This is a random Anti joke.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Justin Bieber

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

Mitt Romney

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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