What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.
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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.
What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...
A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.
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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie
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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?
What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.
Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.
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