Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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9/11 my birthday

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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