Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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