Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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THE GAME

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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