How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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hey.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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