Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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YO FACE

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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alert("The Game");

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Tunechi

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Chicken penis.

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