What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

someone jumped off a bridge he died

thumb_up thumb_down +6

son, you're adopted.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

thumb_up thumb_down -17

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

thumb_up thumb_down -140

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops