Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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What did the fish say after he

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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