What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Derp

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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João Duarte reads this.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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