What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Your mother

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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Obama 2012

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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