What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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your fat

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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