What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Do you play piano? No

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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