wanna hear a joke? no.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

John Stamos.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? finding a real joke on anti-joke

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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