Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Cancer.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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American healthcare.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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George Bush.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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