- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

Knock knock come in.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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