A mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Apple.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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I'm not here.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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