whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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