A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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A black man has a job.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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