Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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