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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Smeg...

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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It's all Taggart

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? finding a real joke on anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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