I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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