What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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Basically

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Anti Joke

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