Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Anti Joke

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