It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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