What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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TIMMAH!

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Face...the other white meat!

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