- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

So a baby seal walks into a club.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Once upon a time, your face.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

just in time?

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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