What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Knock knock Go away

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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