whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Anti Joke

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