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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Bloody kids ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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