- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Hitler is my role model

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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