Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Well, this is fun.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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the real mccoy

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Laura Pratz..

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