What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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