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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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