Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Pain Olympics.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How old is victor? Old

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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