FUCK YOU

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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A blind man walks off a cliff.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Vagina-Boob

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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