- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

What's big and messy? A big mess

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

what's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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