why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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