- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Poopsack Jones

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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