If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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guest what i love pancakes

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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