(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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