Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

A man died.

Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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