1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

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there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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