Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Matt is a Duster!

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Anti Joke

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