When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Replacement Referees

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Q: What did the mentaly retarded kid get on his IQ test A: Drool

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Jasper sucks.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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