Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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i like potatoes

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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what is the color of a burp burple

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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