Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Coldpaly is a good band

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Women's Rights.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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