What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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what is 3+3= 8

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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