How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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