No antijoke here.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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