What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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