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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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Anything involving women..

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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