Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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