What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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I hate blackniggers

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okay.....

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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my gramma died

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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The Bible

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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arena football

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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