- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Knock Knock Come in

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

I am a nigger.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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