Women's rights.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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