Paper shield.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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