Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Church.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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