Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Jewish People

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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heat!

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Guess what? No.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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