Diana and victoria

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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