How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Pain Olympics.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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