Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What would Muhammed do?

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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