A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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The horse's name was Friday

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Take off your shoes.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Women's rights

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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WNBA

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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