cancer

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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i dont hate yu i jus really really dislike yu!!!

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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