Lol you respond here goood one AAANDEEERS TEN MG PER PILL Asswhipe! Besides friends call me Black Metal, you can call me Nero the avenger. Line kinda broke up with you first, you think she would send you a picture with my finger on her... cough... AND THINK YOU WOULD STILL STIck aROUND WITH HER? Id be more... well glad for your mothers sake, btw, she got me flowers, I wont tell the rest, but she got me another pic... Okay ill tell the rest then, first pic is my fingas, the other is my limpo in her mouth... The third is the funny doctor which caught us and wanted all three of us to be on the pic... Aww, no really man, you had a gem, we where good friends before me and Line, but she did not want to leave before she got me flowers... Aww... Ooooh... Oh! Well not yet but you get the picutre. I got ur message, sure im high as a kite, but I know what im doing if you can "picture" what I mean... Dont tell your mom btw, I want to surprise her, (reverse psychology) hmm, that did I write that? Anyway, how is your sister doing? I dont think she gives those strangely long hugs to anyone but me, and she laughed wen i got a boner... NERO, never call me, never ever call Me black, besides its either Mr.Black, oor black metla you rat! VALIUM? SERIOUSLY? Ill get that test extended you know... Because POISONING!

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Nobody cares maddie!

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