that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Gabe Mercado

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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