Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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A Woman Left The Kitchen. Then Was Promptly Ordered To Go Back.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Anti Joke

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