what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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