Hitler is my role model

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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