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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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