Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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