Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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