what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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The Oakland Raiders

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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terry stockton is straight

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Justin beiber..

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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