What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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