- Anti Joke

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Click here to end the world.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

that wall over there ->

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files" Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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