a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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The Pope

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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