Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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