What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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