Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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THE GAME

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Anti Joke

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