What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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