-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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I only like NY as a friend.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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I can't see my forehead

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???????????? WTF?

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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