Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? Invisible carrots.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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A women left the kitchen.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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