Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Interupting black lady! Interupti. MMMMHHHHMMMM!!!!

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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