Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Anti Joke

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