Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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pull my finger (farts)

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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