You suck big fat slobber

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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