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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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