what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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alex is cool

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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