Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Anti Joke

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