Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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