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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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human centipede

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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WNBA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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