Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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