What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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