how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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dick dick dick... frogs

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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neil patrick harris

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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