What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what do you call your mama at the gas station

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops