- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

whats good about poland... fukk all

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??