How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Women can vote? wtf

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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