Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What happens when you put two black people in a blender? That is physically impossible, you cannot fit two people in an ordinary blender.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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it's funny because it's funny

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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