Neil is a reterd.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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