YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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