two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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The game!

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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