Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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I am a women

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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