why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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i like turtals and kids

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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