A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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