Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

My parents died!

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

The penn state football administration

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What's a joke? Funny

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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