What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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What does a man like. food.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Why did the man with no legs go into the shoe store?

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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women have rights

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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