four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Sir, your wife is dead

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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the WNBA

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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