Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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A black succeeds

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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woman's lacrosse

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Oliver's friends

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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