How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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