Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Anti Joke

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