Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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