Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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I am a n1gger.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Obama being reelected.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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