Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Got milk? No.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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