Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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