What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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