Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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poo

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Heskey time.

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alert("The Game");

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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