- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

Whats worse than the holocaust? Reading the same holocaust anti-jokes for the third time. Well the holocaust is worse, but that's not the point.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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