Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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