why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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time to spruce up!

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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