Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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