Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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WNBA

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Women's Rights.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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