Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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BOOBALANBOO

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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