A man sat down Then he stood up

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Double-whammy

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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knock knock Goodbye

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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