- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Where did John go? Refrigerator

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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