A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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