Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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How come anti jokes r funny

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Rick Perry.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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