What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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