more like nig!

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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