Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Womens Rights.

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Anti Joke

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