Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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the NAACP

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Hellen keller

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