Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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poopy is poopy

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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