- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

Where is my tractor?

hi

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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