Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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why did the man drop his ice-cream cone? He had no fingers, he lost them in Vietnam while he was protecting our country

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Do you know what I'd want to be if I wasn't white? Dead.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A murderer.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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