What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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