A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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