Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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