why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Women.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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lol a man is drowning

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The holocaust

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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