What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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