What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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black chicken. kfc

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Horse tits

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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