what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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