Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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What's up brah brah

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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