Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Keanu Reaves

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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