What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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