what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats black? a black man

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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