roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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Why didn't he finish his

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