- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clock say? The time.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What does? 42

A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Testicles.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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