- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Golf.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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