Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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knock knock who's there police

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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