How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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