why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Wombat monkey juice.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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