There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Pickles

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knock knock ... no one was in

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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ps3

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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here kitty kitty

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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