XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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