IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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.....Carrot Top....

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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women's rights

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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black people swimming

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