motley crew

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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tom hall

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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13 =B you just learned something

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like if your cool

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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