- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Gus's mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Women's Soccer.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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