Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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