What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Three black men were walking...

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Anti Joke

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