A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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the your face joke

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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