- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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