Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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so dont touch it.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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9/11

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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