How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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How do you make Justin Bieber handsome? He already is!

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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EVERYBODY GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS SEE IF WE CAN TAKE OVER THE MOST LIKED JOKE.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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One time i was sitting down

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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