What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

taking out the trash... at night

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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