Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Penis.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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