What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Sex

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Anti Joke

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