What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Church.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Anti Joke

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