What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Justin Bieber

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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ObamaCare

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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