what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What?

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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