- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

A van drives into a car.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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