why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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