Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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