Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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Women's football

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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The government makes a good decision

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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whats 69+2? 71

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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