Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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