Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Women's Rights


what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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