What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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