What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Patient- Doctor, I am feel intense feeling for 15 year old pop singers!!! Doctor- Oh, sound like youve got Beiber Fever. Patient- Whew. I thought it was something serious Doctor- Its terminal, you have about 5 more days to live.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Anti Joke

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