what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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