- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

What do you call a group of asians? China.

i'm funny

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

i'm hard

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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