A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Penis.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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hi joshua

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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