When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.


why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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