What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Women's Rights

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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KSI

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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ur mum

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Granny porn!

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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