What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Why did the man with no legs go into the shoe store?

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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fridge

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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