- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Miscarriages.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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