In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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The Irish man was sober.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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