I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? Five.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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