Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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