What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it into an oven.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Steve is an average man. He has a good life, is married and has 2 kids. So why did he have his dog put down? Because it was hit by a car and had 21 broken bones and was in severe pain. Steve thought putting it down was the best thing to do.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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