why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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