Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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Lars Arne Eriksen (Yes his real name) is filing a case against me (because he believes that my actions (from my private estate-ish bigger) are shaming the firm.... Now, can anyone of you randomeers, tell me what firm I represent? Which firm I am not employed at but OWN, meaning that I am the one that will be evaluating if his case is valid? ERIKSEN YOU FUCKING DUMBASS YOU CAN LEAVE NOW YOU ARE NOT GETTING PAID FOR READING THESE COMMENTS AND SENDING THEM TO YOUR BOSS... ...BECAUSE I AM YOUR BOSS YOU FUCKING DUMBASS! NOW TYPE THIS DOWN, TAKE YOUR LITTLE PICTURES AND SEND THEM TO ME, SO I CAN SAY OFFICIALLY THEM "YOU SUCK YOU ARE FIRED" Now, feel free to post what Lawfirm I not only represent but own 99.9 of, if anyone guesses right, I will send you ten fucking million USD, and quit my position, if not I fire Eriksen and... (ill do that anyways Eriksen, you are not getting paid today, go home, we shall speak of this later, consider yourself on the way of getting officially fired. Not for having fun like we are here (you know at my tiny house here) THE HUGE ONE, but for embarrasing yourself and attempting to... Sigh, shame your boss by reporting him not to your boss, but to your the lead attorney... FUCKING DUMBASS I AM THE LEAD ATTORNEY WHICH MEANS THAT THIS IS WHY YOU CALL ME BOSS! According to this little dialer, twelve people from our firm are watching this site because we are having fun, and you just ridiculed yourself all in front of them. Dont show your face at my firm again dumbass, you can keep working until I officially let you go, but you wont get any pay from the official work. Guys at work, explain him how he cannot file a complaint about me, to myself for shaming a law firm whose nobody knows I AND ONLY I PROPERLY REPRESENT! Go home Eric crapton, make sure he leaves guys, thank you very much.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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