Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Shit!

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Womens basketball

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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