i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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This joke isnt funny.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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James Patrick Campbell

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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