Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Mitt Romney

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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i have a christmas tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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