Please don't shoot me

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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ur mother

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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