A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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black people swimming

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Republicans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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