Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Corn Muffins

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Koalas mum is a slut

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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