What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Women's Rights.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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