what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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