A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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