- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Did you hear the one about the guy who drank vinegar? Person 2: No Person 1: Oh

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

So FDR walks into a bar.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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