Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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Continents are large islands.

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hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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sfdg

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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Anti Joke

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