Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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MICHAEL

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she went for a swim at the beach, she had a GREAT time.

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Whats worse than a fly in your soup? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You toss him a flotation device.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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