- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

your father died

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why was johny late to school? He died

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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