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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? finding a real joke on anti-joke

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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how do you make a plumber cry you kill his family

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Get in the car.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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