What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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