When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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