how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Dead girls can't say no.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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