What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Ross.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Cancer.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Oh, go away

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