How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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your mother is so lesbian

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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