- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What do you call a black man? A person

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

Your mom walks into a bar.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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