Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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A fat man on a moped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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