Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Drew Knowles is gay

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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