So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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ok

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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