Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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