What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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