The child was fired from his job.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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im watching you..

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here!" The other one says "We're both going to die in here and nobody will hear us scream."

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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