charlie sheen losing

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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