A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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poo

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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