A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Anti Joke

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