glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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