Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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Military intelligence.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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alert("The Game");

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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