What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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hey guys im gay

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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