Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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i'm funny

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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Winking at old people

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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