One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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what did the Hispanic man say to the black man? hello

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