- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? A family friend paying a visit.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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How did th-A fridge.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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