How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Christians

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thumbs up!

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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