Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Reminds me of when I was a teen, I was working at an elderly home, and there was this really really old woman, and she was leaning forward towards me on her wheelchair, one of her hands accidentally near my crotch, I mean this granny was really senile and shit. Then she went all like, you really like it when I touch you there don't you? I mean it was not the best nor the fastest one, but all that excitement "OMG WHAT IF I GET CAUGHT BY A COLLEAGUE WHILE A 89 YEAR OLD WAS JACKING ME OFF!" Really made it all special folks... Especially when I got caught, it was like OMG STRESS ORGASM HOLY DONT CUM NOOOAAAARGHHHH!!!!!! WOHOOOOOO! I walked outta there like a champ, I was like 18 and my girlfriend/colleague which caught me was like, 27, and the next week she was 32, and before you know it, she was 46 on facebook... Thats like you know... Too old or something...

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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