Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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