- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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