why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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women's rights.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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