A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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