What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Why did the house burn down? Obama

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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