how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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where is the world?

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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