Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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