What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Rebecca Black

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Guess what? I like trains.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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hey.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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