If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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69 :)

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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This is a joke.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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