If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure and drugs.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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