Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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4 hours later.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Women's Rights

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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João Duarte reads this.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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