Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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