the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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women have rights

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

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Knock knock. Come in. You're under arrest for second degree murder.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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