a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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field day?

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CHEEZECAKE

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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