Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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Q: How do you get a black guy out of a tree? A: You cut the rope.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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