How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Yo mamas so fat

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porn-hub

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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yo yo yo Niggaz Lol I really didn't have a joke but I REAAALLLLLYYY wants to gets #1 joke so PLEASE like this

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Penis

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