Penis chickens

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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ugh good riddance

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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