Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Testicles.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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