What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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