Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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