Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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eoin burgin is fat

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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