My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.


A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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