A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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The WPGA tour

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hi

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The person below me is weird.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Oh...okay, good.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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