What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

The Pittsburgh Pirates

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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