- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What did God say to the crying man? God doesn't exist.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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