What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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