How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffins says "God its hot in here." The other muffin screams "AHHHH talking muffin!!!!"

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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yada yada

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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