- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

Gestapo.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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