Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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