What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Mike tyson

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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