What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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