What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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