i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Hey, come here often? No.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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