What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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shut up iggy

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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