Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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I like your hair

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Gay Rights

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Anti Joke

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