- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

Abortion

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

A baby seal walks into a club.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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