How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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This is funny.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Jack Stevens

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