Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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France never surrender.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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