im not food

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What would u like to drink?

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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drugs.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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