What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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