Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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