What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Penis.

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Anti Joke

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