What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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what sucks? things that suck

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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One time i was sitting down

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Equal rights!

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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if you read this you are gay

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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