What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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