A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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America Votes

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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Yanter, Look it up

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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