Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Bags of delicious poop.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Got milk? No.

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