What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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i like cats

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Your Mom.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Anti Joke

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