What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

justin littleton being sucessful

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Penis-biter

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

Lil Wayne

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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