A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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poopoo

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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