Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

im not black, im Joseph Kony

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

who eats pencils asians

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

thumb_up thumb_down +185

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

thumb_up thumb_down -18

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

thumb_up thumb_down +26

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

thumb_up thumb_down -32

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A jew walks into an Oven....

thumb_up thumb_down -81

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops