- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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