There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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