Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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