- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Knock knock. Death.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Barack Obama.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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