What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Im black

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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