If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Dozer has a soul

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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