Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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