A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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acuna

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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alex is cool

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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