Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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That's what he said.

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Penis

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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hashtags suck balls

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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