Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Are you a human?

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Ouch.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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