waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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