what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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