Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Anti Joke

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