whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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go F*** yourself

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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