You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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