What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Women.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Take my wife- to the store.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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cats are pussies

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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