Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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