A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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