Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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