Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Tim likes girls

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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I went to the store and I fell

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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