Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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