Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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why did the man die? he was shot

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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