Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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WNBA

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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