What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Knock Knock Come in

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

women's rights.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Dick spice

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

the WNBA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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