A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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