Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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1+1=2

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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