Homosexuals are gay.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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This is funny.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Anti Joke

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