Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Video Games

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Anti Joke

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