What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Anti Joke

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