Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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hey hey apple

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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