Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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lewis=cardiac

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Wright flyer

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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YOU

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Fuck her

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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