Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Girls

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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