What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Duck A lays an egg which rolls into Duck B's nest. To whom does the egg technically belong to? Neither, ducks do not have the legal right of ownership.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Your text.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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