- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Twenty-Four

Knock knock! Ding dong.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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