What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Duck A lays an egg which rolls into Duck B's nest. To whom does the egg technically belong to? Neither, ducks do not have the legal right of ownership.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Anti Joke

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