What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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National security?

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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