That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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