FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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black people

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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