what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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knock knock whos there not me

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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marshal sterio had sex

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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