- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

cory is gay

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

You have friends

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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