Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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alston wang

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Worst joke ever

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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