I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Paper shield.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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A black guy gets arrested...

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