Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Junior's love life.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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I grunt when I poop.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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