- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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