Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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