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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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