Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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