What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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what did the Hispanic man say to the black man? hello

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband’s heart rate? Extract of foxglove is a very effective blocker of the parasympathetic nervous system, and since the parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for slowing the heart, this would lead to an increase in heart rate. However, it is very dangerous to use such chemicals without advice, and therefore it is better to seek an examination and, if necessary, a prescription from a qualified GP.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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