Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Anti Joke

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