Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Anti Joke

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