Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Anti Joke

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