What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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