What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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I'm a white rapper bro I do it all the time People don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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hear hear

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Penal Dysfunction

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Farts smell bad!

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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