Obama = ebola

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What's up? The sky.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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