What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Anti Joke

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