whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What?

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Poop

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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IU football

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boobs!

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