99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Whats 0+0 0

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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UP

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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The Mets win the World Series

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