What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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Anti Joke

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