- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

hey bill!

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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