roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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hipsters

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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