Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Pickles are moist.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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