Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Nathan Gooderson.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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