If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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PEANIS!

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Donald Trump

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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