Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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penis

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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