Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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