This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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