- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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