What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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