What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? Invisible carrots.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Anti Joke

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