An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Anti Joke

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