Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't the Mexican get a proper job? Because of his low socio-economic background and lack of education.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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