What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Good job, son.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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