What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Penisland

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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mikey is cute

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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hi

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Anti Joke

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