Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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