Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Probably also quizzical in some sense, but there are several other adjectives that could describe tests as well.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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My life :(

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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I can't think of a joke!

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don't look behind you

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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