Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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