- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

a Jew had a small nose

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