Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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your going to die

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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