Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

4 hours later.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

You tell me. I have amnesia.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

thumb_up thumb_down

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

thumb_up thumb_down

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops