- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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