Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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