A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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the battle of waterloo

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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