roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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you.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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