what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Women drivers...

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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Why did the man with no legs go into the shoe store?

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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