What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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Aodhan Hearty

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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