If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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Come In!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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