- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

BOTTOM!!!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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