Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Sarah Palin is President

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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you suck

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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