How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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... Chan chan

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Anti Joke

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