So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Nobody cares maddie!

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Manchester City

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Happy Monday!

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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