What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Kathy Griffin.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Anagram.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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