What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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your face is kinda funny

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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