LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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