pickle juice?

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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matt shut up

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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