What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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