Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Chikin nuggets

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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