Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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