whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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