Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were going for a walk. They spotted some tracks, and stopped to inspect them. "Those are train tracks." The blonde noted. They agreed, looked both ways, then crossed safely over it.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? Starve it to death then chop it in pieces.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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