Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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