why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? He did not. He drowned

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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