What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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The government makes a good decision

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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