- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wrote a funny joke.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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