whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Whats 0+0 0

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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