A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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knock knock no ones home

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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