2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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