Mahmy

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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I can't see my forehead

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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chuck norris

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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