Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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shut up

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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