why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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