So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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