What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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A black person in the NHL

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Compton

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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