today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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vaginas

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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women rights

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Anti Joke

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