What is brown and sticky? A stick

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the bible

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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asian, do math

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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women's rights.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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