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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

That's what she didn't say

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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