What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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