What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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A white person at Harvard

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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