If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Major League Soccer

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A young baby died.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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