this site is funny.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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whats a dick a dick

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Double-whammy

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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