Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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A black man has a job.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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