What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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