A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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