Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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