what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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american government

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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purple pickles

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What's up? The sky.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Terraria

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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