What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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Your social life

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Kys

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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