- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Knock Knock Come in!

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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