why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Penis-biter

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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