- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

I like touching my boobs

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

womens rights

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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