What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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