How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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i like turtles

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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I'm gay.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Women's rights.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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