- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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