*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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