I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What do you call a black man? Black

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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