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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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Your adopted.....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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