Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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