A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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