Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Me

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Womens' Rights

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KILL WHITEY

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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