What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Potato

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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