Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

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