How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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