what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Why? Why not?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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