I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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