Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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