Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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