why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Hi

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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do you have a wife?

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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