- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

the midget went to the midget store

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Whats 9 + 10 19

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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