When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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