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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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Where's my baby??

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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