What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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