why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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