- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

Whats9+10 19

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

BWAT

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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