Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Alt F4

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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apple pie.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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