- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

Japan called... They need help.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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