What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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So one time this woman was learning...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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www.xnxx.com

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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