How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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9/11

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Sonic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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diarrhea.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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