How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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c+t+c?

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Anti Joke

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