Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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this site is funny.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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