What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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your mom

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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