- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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