What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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hey, my names mark.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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