A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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The BCS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

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Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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