Women Drivers.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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