- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

one of the idiot

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

A muslim walks into a gun shop

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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