Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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religion.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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This is a random Anti joke.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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read me write me

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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whats black and large -me

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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