A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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you see theres this guy.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Womens rights

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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It says so on your cap.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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