What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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