- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Barack Obama plays basketball

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Guest what? Dog

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