A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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