Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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I am a real homosexual

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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