What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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