What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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