What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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This one sucks!

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Cheese stick

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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