- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

i hate non minorities!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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