- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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