why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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