- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

what's the difference between a duck?

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Kim Kardashian.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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