Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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