How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Black...

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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