How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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How do you kill a Jew? Shoot him in the head.

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Womens rights

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A murderer.

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What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the Left, To the Left"? Because black people aint got no RIGHTS

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There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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