Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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