Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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