Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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come along children

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Ruller

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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