Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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