whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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The WNBA.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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