Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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Winking at old people

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Anti Joke

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