There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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obama's promises

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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