What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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THE GAME

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Anti Joke

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