Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Are you a tree? No.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Are you a human?

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