What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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kill yourself

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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