What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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