Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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