Stop being a centipede

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Anti Joke

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