Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Hi my name is Jim

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Brett Farve

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Daniel is a fag

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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live babies

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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