Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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The Barackness Monster

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Women's Rights

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what sucks? things that suck

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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