Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Your mom is so...wonderful.

A Jew returns change.

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

A man died.

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