4 hours later.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

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