How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Anything Dane Cook says

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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