YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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You sick fiend

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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