RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Your biggest fan.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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