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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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