what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Fox News

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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