How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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I lost my tractor.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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A man runs over a woman...... Who's fault is it? The man's. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil from vegetables, what is baby oil made of? Mineral Oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Acetate, Fragrance.

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I am a n1gger.

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Anti Joke

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