whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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lol

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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