- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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