How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Scott Gomez

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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