What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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austins gay lolololol

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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