A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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