- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? ni**er

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

The queen having a shit

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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