Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Anti Joke

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