whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Your mommas so fat that she may die.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

That's Racist

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

whats black? the colour

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

thumb_up thumb_down -4

This is not funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

thumb_up thumb_down -81

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops