why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Penisland

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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