Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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