Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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