OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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