- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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