What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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BIG PENIS

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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