How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Got milk? No.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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