Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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swag

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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