What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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nba live 13

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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The WNBA

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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