What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What happen? Idk...

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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