What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Connor is homo

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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noah is a scrub jungle

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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