Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Boom.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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