I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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