Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Flowers are colors Love me

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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