Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Hitler

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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