why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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