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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Everybody love food when they are hungry

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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