Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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