A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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