When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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woman's rights

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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give me a thumbs up

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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