this site is funny.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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banana

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Knock Knock.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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