what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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planking.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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