Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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homosexual

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Your Mother

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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PENIS

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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matty russel are you on here

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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I love you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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