There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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