Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Your dad is so fat that he is on a diet.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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