what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Will you marry me?

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

Pickles

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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