What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Andy Carrol

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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