What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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