Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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