Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Bing

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Anti Joke

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