A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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