Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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XD Jackass.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Anti Joke

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