- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

i dont hate yu i jus really really dislike yu!!!

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