what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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a man makes a bad joke

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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