What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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What you reading? reading?

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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