If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Please Rape William Wright

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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