A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Steve Jobs.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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