Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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