what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Poop

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Chuck Norris.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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