You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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I'm funny.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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porn-hub

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Anti Joke

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