Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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KSI

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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