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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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The game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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i am predestal

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Anti Joke

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