That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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ewrg

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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