Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Oh...okay, good.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Chikin nuggets

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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what are three short words? i a am

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Anti Joke

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