three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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salad days!

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Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Anti Joke

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