First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

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