what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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I have a horse.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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