How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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