Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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lololololololololol

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What's 9+10? 19

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mitt romney

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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ha.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Anti Joke

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