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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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A women left the kitchen.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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