What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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