What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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1 111111 1 1 11111111111 1 1 111111 1

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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