- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

if it's friday, it must be China

im a dragon, no im not

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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