What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Anti Joke

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