- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Knock, knock. Come in.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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