1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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