Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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