Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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