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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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