What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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Yo momma so fat she went on the Subway diet and is now exercising regularly to lose weight.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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