Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Your girlfriend.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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