TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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Slavery lol

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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