so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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