A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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