Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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ok

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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hey

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Anti Joke

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