why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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I hate you.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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YOLO

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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