"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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I am on a escalator.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

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