A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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2 black kids walk into school

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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My mum is called Steve

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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