How did the mexican get into the United States of America? Legally.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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