what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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lewis bedford

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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