Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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yada yada

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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