- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Women's Rights

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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