Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Twenty-Four

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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