Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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