What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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A fat man buys a salad

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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this website...

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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...NO.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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