- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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