- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Oh, go away

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

Knock, Knock Come in

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

GIVE

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What did the old man say? Im old

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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