If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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