Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Pickle!

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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