how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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i eat poop

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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