what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Anti Joke

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