Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Anti Joke

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