What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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