Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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im gay

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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when debbie meets downer

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What break when you talk?

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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