Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Anti Joke

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