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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Whats plastic and phonie a phone

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Hitler

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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