Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Boobs are nasty!

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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salad days!

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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