Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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You.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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1+1 =? Too

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Why did? Yes

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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