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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Small breasts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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