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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

ugh good riddance

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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