A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Your Mom

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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