What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Sonic

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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