What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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