What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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poop is very very yummy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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