What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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THE END.

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Yo Mama just died.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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