Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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feminists.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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