What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Read a Book.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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a black father

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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