Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Anti Joke

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