Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Netflix and chill

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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