Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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all these jokes suck ass

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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