A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What color is red paint? Red

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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People with cancer.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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