Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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I was watching Fox news.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Video Games

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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