what's brown and sticky? A stick.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Your mom.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

What do u call a banana? A banana......

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

to get to the other side.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Why is the sky blue? the game

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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