Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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What does a man like. food.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Whats9+10 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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