What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Sarah Palin

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Anti Joke

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