How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Tunechi

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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