What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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