Boxing on Boxing Day

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Wolfjob.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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