What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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canada

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hi, im sober.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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