why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Indeed.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Anti Joke

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