- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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