Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Women's Soccer.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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