What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Knock knock. Come in.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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