Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Hi poop!

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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