- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Drunk irish man

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

Black people.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Nickelback

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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