Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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