What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Anti Joke

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