Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

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