What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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