In Soviet Russia its very cold

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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The BCS

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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