Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Anti Joke

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