you just lost the game

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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well now

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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