say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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