A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Stephen Walking.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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