I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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i am predestal

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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