Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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What's half of 8? o

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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