Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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