wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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A American seeking into mexico

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Anti Joke

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