You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Yes

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Anti Joke

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