Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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rent a cops

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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gingers

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Anti Joke

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