Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Michael Brown

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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your life

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