How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Womens basketball

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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no

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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