dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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