Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Roses are red Im adopted

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What happens when you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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