Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Yo Mama just died.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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