Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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like most people my age. im 27

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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