Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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