Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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