"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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my shift key is broken1

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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