Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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What's big, grey and can't climb trees? A carpark.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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Anti Joke

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