Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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balls in ya mouf

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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