What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What is a chair?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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balls

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Knock knock Go away

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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