A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Lil' Wayne

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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