I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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jews

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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