What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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woman's rights

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Asians

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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I never asked for this.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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