Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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A black man comes home from work.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Tim likes girls

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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