How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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What's big, wet and yellowish-green at midnight? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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This is an anti-joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Jesus was a good guy

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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