What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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