What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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