Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a race to the bottom? Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree? No one knows, not even the guy who made this joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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willie revilame

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Knock knock Come in

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Two arabs fly into a bar.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

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