A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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