4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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Jesus was a good guy

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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