How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Is Carly smart? No.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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