The Holocaust.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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The NHL playoffs

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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