There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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