why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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THE GAME

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Knock knock. Come in.

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