Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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