How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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