- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Once upon a cross

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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