Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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