Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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I'm Coming

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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fabien

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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