If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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justin beiber sucks

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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