My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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HOLY COW!

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