Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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monkey sponge

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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