If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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black people

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Justin Bieber

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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