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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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A dyslexic blind man

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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