Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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