How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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jokes r dumb

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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mooooh im a cow

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Anti Joke

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