Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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