- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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