Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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non poop

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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A Banana wrote this...

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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TELL

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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