Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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hi

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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