Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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i dont hate yu i jus really really dislike yu!!!

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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