A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Zach Barlow

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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