Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Cripples are lame.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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