A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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