What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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A Weight loss service that works

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whats brown and booky a book.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Anti Joke

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