How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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