Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Racial Equality

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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sfdg

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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69, hahaha

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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