Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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What happens when you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Global Warming.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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religion

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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RUN

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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