A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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i like pie.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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