what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Obama is a good president.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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