Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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