What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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