Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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