Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

1234567777777777777777778

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

What's dead? Your mum.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

OGC - tilt your head

What did the fish say after he

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

15

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...