Water? I hardly know her.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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