Vagina cream... end of story

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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Your mom

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