knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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