a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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My sister has to take a dump

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whats chinese noodles

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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