Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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Poop.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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