- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

There's my tractor.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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