- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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