Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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