why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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star wars kid

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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