What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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