- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Q: What did the mentaly retarded kid get on his IQ test A: Drool

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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