roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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13 =B you just learned something

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Anti Joke

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