Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Jellybeans

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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