What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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