Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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