What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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George Bush.

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What? Huh?

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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