What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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a woman votes!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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