What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Garry Glitters on here

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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