When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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