roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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