This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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