What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Miami Heat.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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