What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Cows are land manatees.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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wood cant chuck wood

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