What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Patient- Doctor, I am feel intense feeling for 15 year old pop singers!!! Doctor- Oh, sound like youve got Beiber Fever. Patient- Whew. I thought it was something serious Doctor- Its terminal, you have about 5 more days to live.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Penis.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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HURT

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