Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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Immigration Laws

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Joey mayer's face

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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