What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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David Silberberg is gay

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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A man walks into a bar

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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Anti Joke

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