Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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What's worse than failing your english test? Contracting HIV

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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