A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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David Cameron

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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mark is mark

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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