Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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