I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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