Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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OGC - tilt your head

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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