Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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