roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Anti Joke

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