What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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The Labour Party.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Black people being friendly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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