Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What's 9+10? 19

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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The government makes a good decision

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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