How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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