whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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