P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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bob saget

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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