One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Yo Mama just died.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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