How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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George Bush.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Cleveland winning something

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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