what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Womens rights !

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Men, get on the boat.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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