Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Samraj.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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