Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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LIKE THIS!

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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