What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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