How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Chuck Norris.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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