catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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matt is fat

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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