Society.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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