What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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