Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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One below was by me: Walter H

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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