Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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thumbs up!

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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