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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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