why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Your momma's so fat...

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Lacrosse

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Your big dick.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Gay rights.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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