A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Women's sports

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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roses are red poo is poo

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Wumbo

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Knock knock

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