Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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Anti Joke

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