What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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roses are red violets are indigo

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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A man walks into a bar

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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