what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Dwight Howard

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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I love you very much.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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The WPGA tour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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