i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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www.xnxx.com

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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