How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Rylan Clark

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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what is 3+3= 8

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Anti Joke

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