How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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womens rights.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Do you play piano? No

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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I'm Coming

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Potato salad

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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i like turtles

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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