why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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A man runs over a woman...... Who's fault is it? The man's. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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