"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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