- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What happens when you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

Terry is at his job, when he drops his cookie on the floor. His coworker accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his coworker. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. Turns out Terry is black.

Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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