A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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