What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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A man made a sandwich.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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sharks

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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