What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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so... how about that airplane food

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Q

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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lebron

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What is worse

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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