Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Health food.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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