Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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