A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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