Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Women's rights.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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W.N.B.A.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Jojobas Witness open up

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobody likes you.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Anti Joke

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