What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Hi what I lug you

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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