What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Penis-Pump

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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