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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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