whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Anal cheese curds.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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KEVIN HART

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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