- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

I'm a raging homosexual.

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