Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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This is not a joke.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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test

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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