my friend is gay hes gay

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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