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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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