jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Wade

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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I'm a like whore

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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guest what i love pancakes

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jgkbk,mn

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