what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Ily bae

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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what do you watch ? a tv

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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