A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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GONNA

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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