What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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