Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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