What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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You.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

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Happy Monday!

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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