What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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