A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Kittens.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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You.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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