Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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darude- sandstorm

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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