Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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WNBA

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Anti Joke

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