Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Two guys walk into a bar to get out of the rain and have a drink after a long day of work. The first guy orders a bottle of imported beer sits down and begins to drink. After waiting his turn the second guy also orders a bottle of imported beer but because he is Polish he does it incorrectly and awkwardly

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why can't you fly? Because Chuck Norris said so.

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