Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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A man walks into a party, walks over to the snack stand, and is surprised to find that there is no punch line.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Poop!!

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Cleveland winning something

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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