Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Grammer is very important

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Anti Joke

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