whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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whats 2+2? 4

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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