I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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