A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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BIG MAC'S

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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hey justin

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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