Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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