What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Penis.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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