- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Why doesn't the vampire like garlic? You have to exist to like garlic.

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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