What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Get on the boat.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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women's rights

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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#Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Catherine of Aragon was one. # She failed to give him a son #He had to ask her for a divorce. #That broke her poor heart of course. #Young Anne Boleyn, she was two #Had a daughter, the best she could do #He said she flirted with some other man #And off with the chop, went dear Anne! #Lovely Jane Seymour was three! #The love of his lifetime indeed! #She gave him a son #Little Price Ed #Then poor old Jane...went and dropped dead! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! #He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Anne of Cleeves came at four #He fell for the portrait he saw! #But laid eyes on her face, and cried #SHE'S A HORSE! I MUST HAVE ANOTHER DIVORCE! #Catherine Howard was five #A child of nineteen, so alive #She flirted with others, no way to behave #The AXE sent young Cath to her grave! #Catherine Parr, she was last #By then all his best days were past #He lay on his death bed, aged just fifty-five! #Lucky Catherine- the last stayed alive! #I mean, how unfair! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #You could say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! And the moral of the story is: Never buy a car without knowing it's background.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Anti Joke

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