Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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:-)book

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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Anti Joke

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