How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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whats 2+2? 4

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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