- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Penis

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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