What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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This joke is funny

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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