Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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I am a mime

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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I pooped.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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YOU

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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