my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Anti Joke

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