- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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