A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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