what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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