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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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