Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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