My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender, realizing that cats cannot talk nor do they posses higher brain functions, realizes he must be dreaming.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Hair

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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