What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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