Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

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