So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A murderer.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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