- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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