Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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