- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

cliché rebecca black joke.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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