Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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raisin boogers

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Anti Joke

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