Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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