What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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