What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Hi

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The NHL playoffs

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Obama 2012

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Anti Joke

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