Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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Chicken penis.

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9/11 my birthday

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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theres a fat guy

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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