Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Mitt Romney penis

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