A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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WNBA

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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