Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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