roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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