A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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