david what a baghead

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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A child with cancer grows up.

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EVERYBODY GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS SEE IF WE CAN TAKE OVER THE MOST LIKED JOKE.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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agp

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Why are people racist? Thats a good question

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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