What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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womens sports...

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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