What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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