Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor, Doctor! have you heard the news? Doctor: Yes.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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One, two, three, four and five

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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