Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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woman's rights

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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