- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

what color is blue? green

Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

shut up

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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