Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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men

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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