Why do Black people love chicken? Because it is delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for grapes. The bartender explains to the duck that he does not sell grapes. Later that day, the bartender recounts the story to a friend; the friend advises the bartender to undergo psychological testing.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Interupting black lady! Interupti. MMMMHHHHMMMM!!!!

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? Learn to duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

Why did the Jew pick up the penny lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

whats 2+2? 1

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

a guy had 6 fingers& every1 called him john.y????? bcaz his name was john

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the Left, To the Left"? Because black people aint got no RIGHTS

How do you make Justin Bieber handsome? He already is!

What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

Obama is a good president.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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