my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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