What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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