when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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