A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Cleveland winning something

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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