What page are you on The gay page.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Justin Bieber

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Why did the book disappear?

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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