Hahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahah :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I screw with you Hahahahahahahahahaahaggahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

thumb_up thumb_down -57

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

World Of Warcraft

thumb_up thumb_down -44

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the fish say? Moo

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

amy copied adams haircut :0

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

thumb_up thumb_down -32

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do people say? words.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down -164

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops