- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

What black and has children A black man

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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