you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What do you call a black guy who is selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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