what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Rebecca Black

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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women's rights.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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