You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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