A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Proof reading

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Anti Joke

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