KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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