What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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the WNBA

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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hi

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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lol a man is drowning

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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