What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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