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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Firgen and the blung brigade

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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