A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Anti Joke

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