Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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