Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Women's Rights

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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