A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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