Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Anti Joke

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