What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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I like touching my boobs

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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OGC - tilt your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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