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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

roses are red violets are blue

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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