why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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