Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Anti Joke

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