What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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here kitty kitty

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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