Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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so... how about that airplane food

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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Libraries.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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