What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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So I was walking down the road today

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Anti Joke

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