what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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The NHL playoffs

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Anti Joke

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