- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... 7

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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