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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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