Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Popsicles

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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poop

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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