- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Creationism.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

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