An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Dwight Howard

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Female Athletics

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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What is a dog? Bark

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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