Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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:-)book

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