What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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