Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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