Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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If you riding a jet-ski amd the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Blue Ice Cream

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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