What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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One time i was sitting down

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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