- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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