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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

roses are red violets should be purple

Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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