Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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