Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Barack Obama

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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