why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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A blonde walks into a hairdressers salon. She gets her hair cut.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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