a man said hi.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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