How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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