Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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GAY PEOPLE

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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Kony 2012

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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okay so theres this guy.

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Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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