what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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