What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Chrissy is funny.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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