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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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