Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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minced oaths

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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