Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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