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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

Take wrong turns

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

knock knock ... no one was in

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Can I ask you a question? You just did

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

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