A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Oliver's friends

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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the lemon was sweet.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Poop!!

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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