knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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black people

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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