My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Don't rape me!

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