If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Women

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