what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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The Holocaust

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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A black man killed someone

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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