Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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