A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Your mom.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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