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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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one stop shop

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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