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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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