What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Hitler

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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they're dead. idiot.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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hi hi strager danger

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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