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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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