Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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