Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Anti Joke

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