Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Womens rights !

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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