Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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