What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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