oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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How do you make Justin Bieber handsome? He already is!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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