What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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I'm Coming

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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