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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Robert Palmer: Doctor, Doctor! have you heard the news? Doctor: Yes.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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