Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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