Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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