Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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