SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Anti Joke

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