What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

thumb_up thumb_down -47

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

thumb_up thumb_down +5

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

thumb_up thumb_down

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops