What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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