LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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