Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Yo mama so fat.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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