What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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