Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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okay so theres this guy.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Anti Joke

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