What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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