What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Indians

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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