Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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