vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Your social life.

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david weres the slug gone

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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