What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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