What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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My jeans

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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