give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender

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I have aids

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Niall Horan

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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