i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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