Womens rights

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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the cow goes moo

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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