Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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