Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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YOU IS DUM

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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