Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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A man was shot. He died.

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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