Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Duck A lays an egg which rolls into Duck B's nest. To whom does the egg technically belong to? Neither, ducks do not have the legal right of ownership.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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