Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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