Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Women's Rights

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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