- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A snake walks into a bar

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Take him out of the bath, make sure there is nothing they can hurt themselves on, put something soft under their head and loosen their clothing if it’s constricting their breathing.

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