if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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...NO.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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