Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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I had a submarine.... once

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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