What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Where's my tractor?

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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