What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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The cow went moo

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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Three head lice are drinking beer on a scalp, then they are killed by a high strength medical shampoo.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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