Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Why? Because racecar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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