How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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