Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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