Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

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