Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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who is awesome? no one...

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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WNBA

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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I had a submarine.... once

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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roses are red violets are indigo

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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