Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Poop.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Obama

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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