Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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your mom

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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