what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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What do you tell a woman with two black guys? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partners and seek help.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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