What's your blood type? Red.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Teen pregnancy

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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