What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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robin, get in the car.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Haha, I get it..

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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