how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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doctor doctor i need help i stay up all night dancing what is it? dance fever! HAHAHAHA its fatal.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Will you marry me?

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Anti Joke

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