Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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