what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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