- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

Guess what.. chicken butt

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Tim and Eric

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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