- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

So does Blake

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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