Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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