I hate blackniggers

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Where's the soap?

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12 niqqa 12.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Anti Joke

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