People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Justin Beiber

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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