How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Women's rights

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Welcome to die!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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