A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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I enjoy anal.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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woman's rights

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Safe sex MR

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you give like i give lomain

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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