A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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William Raines.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Anti Joke

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