why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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