Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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