What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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i hate you.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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You.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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