Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Brad Fuller!

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I can't see my forehead

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one. he was an electrician

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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