Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Democracy.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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