Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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I love boobs

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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GOODBYE

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Republicans

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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