Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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the game

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

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9/11

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Anti Joke

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