- Anti Joke

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

1 Jew XD

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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