What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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