"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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OBAMA

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Good afternoon.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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