What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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wanna here a joke? you.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Japan

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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