What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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