- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

How do you make a car? You build it.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Is this where I type the joke?

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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