Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Never again, I have all the intel I need on you, you cost me a fucking eye, you think I would let go of that so easily? It hurts day and night, I have not slept in days, my fucking eyelid is torn right off, and while I use a fucking excuse for an eyepatch, I still have not gotten used to sleep without being able to shut both my eyes, I have a constant fever, you miss me, you are directly responsible for scaring my wife and fucking over my face. Deal with it, cry harder asshole. Moral: You step on my foot, I break off yours, you cost me an eye, you do not know whats waiting in line for you, I am going to make you beg me to let you die! Did you think I would warm up as quickly to something as irresponsible as you? And we do not know yet if you did this on purpose, we do not even live in the same fucking country, and I get assholes assaulting me again! What the hell have you done? If my wife had been here I would have been dead! Moral: I hope you got pets, I will skin them alive in front of your face!

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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i like pie

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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