What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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People Order Our Patties

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Donald Trump.

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Alex Gedrose.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Donald Trump

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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pickle juice?

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Black Poeple

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why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Why are people racist? Thats a good question

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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belly button

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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