Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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