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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

No it doesnt..

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Rebecca Black's career.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

your moms my other ride

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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