Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Dylan is gay

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Malachai.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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