why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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so... how about that airplane food

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Anti Joke

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