What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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This statement is false.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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