What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Your mom

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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Women's professional sports

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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A seal walks into a club.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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