How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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