Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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