How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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Because she has down's syndrome

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Penis

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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