what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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