a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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