What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Guess what? No.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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A man walks into a party, walks over to the snack stand, and is surprised to find that there is no punch line.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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An antijoke

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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