Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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FAP

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Five guys one rape.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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