- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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