I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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