- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Womens rights.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

poo

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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