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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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