Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Leave her alone...

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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