A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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mikey is cute

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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