Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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