hipsters

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, Because they contain antioxidants and help to lower your cholesterol.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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