How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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