Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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anti-joke teehee

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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