What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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