Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Guess what? Bananas

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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