- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

i have aids and a chode

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

1,984

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??