Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Knock Knock Come in

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Please ignore this statement.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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