What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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im gay

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Anti Joke

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