Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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. . I am a whale

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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