why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Massie is a fatass

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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