9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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