Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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someone called someone else a frog

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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