- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

hear hear

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

what do u call a black man a black man

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

my mind's eye?

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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