Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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why girl die cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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