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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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The Holocaust

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Anti Joke

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