Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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a man died

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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