What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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An englishman, Irishman and scottishman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Irishman and englishman both jump off the cliff. The scottishman says "oh,shit".

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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A man walks into a bar.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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