Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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speech and debate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

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