What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Swag.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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