Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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