roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

I am a women

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

A russian gives away vodka.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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