Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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