I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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