what do you watch ? a tv

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

knock knock Goodbye

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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