What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Woman's rights

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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