Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -The Pizza you ordered. -Oh thank you very much. -That'll be $10. -Here you go. -Thank you very much, sir. Enjoy your meal.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Fat people.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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NEVER

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Whats the difference between a brick and a Jew? One you throw it at the postmans head, the other is just a brick

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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