How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Donald Trump

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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8=> >->-o

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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