What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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