Burp

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The Economy

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how man

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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WOw you have no life

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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