- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Jews...

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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