Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Women's Basketball.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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brian mcgee is gay!

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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