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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Yo mamas so fat

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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