- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

a man was shot.... he died

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

if you don't like this you're gay

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Your face is hilarious.

Brett Farve

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

asdf

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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