Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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The WNBA.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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poop.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Jake Bowar

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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