What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Arrow in the Knee!

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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