knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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