As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Anti Joke

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