Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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