Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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