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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Obama = ebola

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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WOw you have no life

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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