Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Anti Joke

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