whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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sarah taylor

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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