What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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