What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Anti Joke

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