How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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I went to work today....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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