That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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