- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

Farts smell bad!

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Your mother just died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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