How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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Anti Joke

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