- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

A house comes around the corner.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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