How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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