Womens rights.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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what?

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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your fat

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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