A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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