Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

I was so fat I went on a diet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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