What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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