A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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