- Anti Joke

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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