The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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