What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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YOU

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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