Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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