A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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