And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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American Idol

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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