What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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