ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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