Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Justin Bieber's mother.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Yidi Huang lives here.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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