Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Cancer

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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