Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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