Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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