"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Matthew Wyckoff

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!


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