roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

your mommy so gehto shes black

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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