What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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