Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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