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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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13 =B you just learned something

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Womens' sports

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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