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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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