You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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