An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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What is Jason? Black.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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