Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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heat!

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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IU football

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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