How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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