A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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