If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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KONY 2012

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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