Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Anti Joke

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