A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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im a selling a car

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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I'm HIV positive.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Anti Joke

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