My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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What is Jason? Black.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Penis.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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