You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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What's 9+10? 19

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Jebron Lames.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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