Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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Jersey Shore

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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