So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Christians pornstars.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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