What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Kony 2012

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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