Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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Anti Joke

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