What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

I'm so punny.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

world society

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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