- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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