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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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