a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Anti Joke

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