What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here!" The other one says "We're both going to die in here and nobody will hear us scream."

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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I never asked for this.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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so... how about that airplane food

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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