Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Fuck her

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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