Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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