Jesse gets so many ladies

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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