You smell like shit

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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derp

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

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