How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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