How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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run farther?

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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OGC - tilt your head

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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YOU

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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