women's rights

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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GAY PEOPLE

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Knock knock Come In.......

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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I am a nigger.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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