Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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