How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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