obama

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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