Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Get in the car.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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