What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Bake until golden at 375

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Well, there's one way...

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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autsim

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Hey, come here often? No.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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