What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Anti Joke

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