- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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