Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Womens' sports

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