If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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