What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Hitler

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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