Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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