Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Women's rights

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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u jelly?

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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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Anti Joke

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