"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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boobs

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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oh hai

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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I can count to potato.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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