Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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book 'em danno

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Anti Joke

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