Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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Avery has crabs.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Poopsack Jones

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I am very humble.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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