Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why was sally crying? she was sad

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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