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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Velcro. What a rip off.

The Bible

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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