the holocaust

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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destiny

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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