What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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pizzano is a tool.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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