So a jew walks into a bar!

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Hitler

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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