What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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