A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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9/11.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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darude- sandstorm

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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