i like tits

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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conrad profit

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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pickle juice?

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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