What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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i like turtals and kids

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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baloney sandwich

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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