That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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a black guy leaves prison

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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