what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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Black People

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Matthew Baker

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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