why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What is Jason? Black.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Penis.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Hi.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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Anti Joke

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