Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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