There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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