What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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No it doesnt..

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Women's rights

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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