Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Ross.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Women's rights

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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