Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

German sausage is the wurst

I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

TWIX PAUSE!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

fruit salad?

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

i was molested.

Anti Joke

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