Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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