What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

thumb_up thumb_down

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

thumb_up thumb_down -25

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Jerry.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

GAY PEOPLE

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

thumb_up thumb_down -1

knock knock who's there aids

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops