What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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