what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Lil' Wayne

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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