What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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robin, get in the car.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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