Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Nickelback

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darude- sandstorm

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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