- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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