The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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