Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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