Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Lil' Wayne

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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