What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Women's Rights.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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what the hell happened to your face

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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