- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

Womens rights

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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