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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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No

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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