Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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You're tall.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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