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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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