Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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