Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Anti Joke

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