what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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your momma's an antijoke

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Well, there's one way...

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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autsim

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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