Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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