What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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