A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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GINGER PEOPLE

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Are you Drew?

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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