What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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What's 9+10? 19

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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