what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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People...

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Pickle!

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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