- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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