Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Sarah Palin

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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