What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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YOU

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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