Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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