A baby seal walks into a club.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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woman's rights

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69

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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