- Anti Joke

A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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