Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Gadaffi

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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