- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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