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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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Women's Rights

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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