How did th-A fridge.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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What's 9 +10 19

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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