What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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