yolo your orange looks orange

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Potato.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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