man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Sarah Palin is President

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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