What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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