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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Anti Joke

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