Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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are you gay does your mom know

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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