What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Gay republicans

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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