Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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