- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

knock knock

I lost my tractor.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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