- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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