Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Freedom of Speech

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how does peploe get around they walk

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Anti Joke

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