Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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Bob Saget

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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