Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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s e m e n

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Baseball

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Rebecca Black

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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