whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Republicans

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Blind people can't read this.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Anti Joke

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