Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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school homewrok

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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whats black? a black man

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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