Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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a man walked into a bar....

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Moral

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Anti Joke

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