Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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