What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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