Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

An Asian man fails a math test

knock knock no ones home

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

A blonde walked into a bar.

Tilt your screen back

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Bob Saget

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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