What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

baloney sandwich

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Cancer

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Continents are large islands.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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