How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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breasts

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Anti Joke

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