What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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robin, get in the car.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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I said I hate niiggers

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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