What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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i'm funny

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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