Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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