what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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cancer

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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