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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Looks through the peephole.

How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

What's 9+10? 19

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

i wish i was a tree !

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Chuck Norris watches TV.

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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