where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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