An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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What would u like to drink?

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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civil rights

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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