A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Toaster

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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