How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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- Helen Keller

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womens rights

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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