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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Are you a tree

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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