what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was the gay guy sad?

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

thumb_up thumb_down +10

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

hey guys im gay

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

thumb_up thumb_down +13

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

thumb_up thumb_down -15

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops