Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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