- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Girls Basketball.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Women"s Rights

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

My sister has to take a dump

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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