world society

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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