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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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