What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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