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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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