- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miami Heat.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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