How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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how do you win a game try your best

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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