A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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pobody's nerfect

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Bob dole

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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