Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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