A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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Set up Punch line.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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just in time?

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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