There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What is Jason? Black.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Penis.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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