whats better than sex? cookies

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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