What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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