Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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fack me!

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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