Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Justin Bieber

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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