what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Women's Rights.

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