hello

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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Anti Joke

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