a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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Penis-Pump

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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