What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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brittney griner

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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josh simpson has cancer

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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