Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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The 13th Amendment...

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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david what a baghead

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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8

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No

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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The cream, it is coming

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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