- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

What is 9 + 10? 21

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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