What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Boobs are nasty!

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Gestapo.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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