what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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who is awesome? no one...

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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hey, my names mark.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Anti Joke

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