Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Like this joke

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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