Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

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A man died.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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who drinks pee? katness

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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A man gets home from work late at night and his wife is already asleep. Then he remembers that he forgot some important papers and has to drive back to work to get them.

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So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender, realizing that cats cannot talk nor do they posses higher brain functions, realizes he must be dreaming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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