Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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anus

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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The Bible

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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the holocaust

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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E= McVagina

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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