a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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42, that is all

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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