knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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