What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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A seal walks into a club.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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