How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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Penis-Pump

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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