(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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