Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Jokes are funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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