What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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