Faithful men.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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whats 2+2? 1

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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