A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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