- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

American Idol

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

A BABY seal walks into a club

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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