- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. No Answer The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

A baby seal walks into a club...

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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