Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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i like turtals and kids

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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