I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Cancer.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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God.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Thumbs this up

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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