- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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