- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Nickelback

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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