- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What is black but also yellow? A song.

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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