why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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You're tall.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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what's white and sticky semen

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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