What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Your Mother

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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