Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Got milk? No.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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