Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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