When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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