What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Anti Joke

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