Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Penis.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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I wrote a funny joke.

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