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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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