A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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time to spruce up!

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What do old people really like? Sex.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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