How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Welcome to die!

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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I Have a Black Friend

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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