- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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