What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Bake until golden at 375

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Anti Joke

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