Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Where's my shotgun

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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