- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Icecream

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Penis!

what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Whats white? A fridge

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

my names jim haha

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

1+1=2

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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