Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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women sports....

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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kk

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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