I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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