What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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I can count to potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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