How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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