What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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