Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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I'm so punny.

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