why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Gun Control

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Water? I hardly know her.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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My pet rock died.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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butt sex

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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