One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Lebron Traveled

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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Woman's Rights.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Boobs are nasty!

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Gestapo.

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