Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Jewish People

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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A homeless person dies.

Q. who's george porchy?

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Brittney Spears

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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