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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Jesse gets so many ladies

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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