I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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