what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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