- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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