Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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