where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Christians pornstars.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Anti Joke

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