Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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