Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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