When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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