2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Wright flyer

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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i hate black people

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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