What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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