Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

MOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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