What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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school homewrok

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Anti Joke

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