A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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So. The gays. ...

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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