Why was sally crying? she was sad

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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