How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Everybody will die

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