why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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