what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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