Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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brandon ya twwat

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Womens rights

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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