What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Get in the car.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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