How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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