Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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