what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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