Yes.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Libraries.

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What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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