Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Sex

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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