Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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