"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Get on your knees Ho

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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