Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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tom pauling

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Cancer

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Continents are large islands.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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