what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Asians.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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