Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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I ponder

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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I'm hungry.

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