What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Ross.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Anti Joke

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