Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Womens rights.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Worms don't like apples.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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