Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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