Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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