What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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robin, get in the car.

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A mans opinion.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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alston wang

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Kah-________-

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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