Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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