what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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