whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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general tso's broccoli

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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get in the car.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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