Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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The New York Giants

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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