A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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general tso's broccoli

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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