Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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Anti Joke

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