adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Avery has crabs.

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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My life

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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