the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Hi my name is Bob

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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I drive a 'rarri

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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