Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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- Helen Keller

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womens rights

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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