- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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