Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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I love alchohol!

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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