What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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That is so fetch

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Girls Basketball.

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Anti Joke

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