There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

My sister has to take a dump

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

My parents died!

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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