wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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