Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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