Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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