(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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