A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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