- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

A BABY seal walks into a club

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Comedy.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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