What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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