What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What's blue? The sky.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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