Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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