What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Lil' Wayne

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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