If you like this, it will have one extra like

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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