Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Ms. Smoot's class

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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