Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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