R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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