Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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girls basketball

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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