What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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who smells? •Liam

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Lil' Wayne

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Anti Joke

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