Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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IU football

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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