a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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