Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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