what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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