their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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