Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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The WNBA.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Anti Joke

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