Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Moooo

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Sex. That is all.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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s e m e n

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Baseball

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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