Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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