What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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