What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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Women's sports.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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no pun intended

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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