You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What's blue? The sky.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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