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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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i'm hard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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