Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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I drive a 'rarri

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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lol

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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