Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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My parents died!

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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