Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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I'm hungry.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Jewish People

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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penis

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Hello Braydon

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