Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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hers a joke... japanese people

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Anti Joke

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