Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Society.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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