Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What is funnier than 24 69

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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