Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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lol

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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