Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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I'm so punny.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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world society

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Anti Joke

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