I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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poop.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Lebron Traveled

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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