Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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time to spruce up!

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Anti Joke

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