What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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The Bible

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

the holocaust

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Matt is not funny.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

E= McVagina

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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