I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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