so today i took a poop. hehe

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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women sports....

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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