- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

i'm hard

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

does this look unsure to you?

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Aodhan Hearty

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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