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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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