Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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