What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Boobs are nasty!

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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