My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Child Prostitution.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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