Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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GIVE

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Hi.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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