What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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American Idol

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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