what do u call a black man a black man

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Republicans

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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People with cancer.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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