What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Women's sports.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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no pun intended

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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