Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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