At least I dont have AIDS.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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A bar walks into your mother.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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the holocaust

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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