There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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