Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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