Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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everybody loves raymond

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Anti Joke

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