Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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