What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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I am a n1gger.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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