A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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