What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Girls Basketball.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Women"s Rights

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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lebron

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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