- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What is more worse than death? Death

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

Knock Know! Come in!

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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