what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Anti Joke

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