WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Anti Joke

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