Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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