Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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newt gingrich

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

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