What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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brandon ya twwat

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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9/11.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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