- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

What's 9 +10 19

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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