what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the man behind the counter, "Do you have any ointment? my beak is very chapped" the man replies "we have nothing for ducks here."

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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Womens rights

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Woman's rights.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Mitt Romney

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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gingers

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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