What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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