How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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c-? men, C-men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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