I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Racial Equality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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