Sex

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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