There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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does this look unsure to you?

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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Aodhan Hearty

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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