What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Lebron Traveled

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