sharks

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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