Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Dislike if you are a prostitute

thumb_up thumb_down -8

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

thumb_up thumb_down +9

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +22

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

thumb_up thumb_down +29

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

British Dentistry

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops