A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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