Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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