What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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