Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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david weres the slug gone

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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