Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Penis.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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