What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Women's rights

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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no

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Anti Joke

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