What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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