Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Yo mama's fat.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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hot diggity dog

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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