Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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My Girlfriend

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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