Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

Boom.

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

Jews...

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Video Games

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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