Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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An antijoke

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Poop

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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