- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

French people.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

what do you call a cow? A cow

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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