- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Caitlyn.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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