Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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