what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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