*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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aa

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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since when?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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