What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Gadaffi

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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this website...

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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