Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Chuck Norris died.

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Cripples are lame.

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Are you a tree

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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hi will

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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It says so on your cap.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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