What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hillary Clinton

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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Thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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