A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Womens Rights.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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