Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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knock knock get lost!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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