Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Obama

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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