what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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wommmoaooammaaa

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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