Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Women's rights.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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