Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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God. God.

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Im black

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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