one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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