What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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