A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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school homewrok

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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