i like men but im not gay

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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no really what are ur names?

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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