Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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