Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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girls basketball

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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