A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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69 :)

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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