Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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suck my balls mr.garison

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Gay's

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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Hitler

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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