What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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balls in ya mouf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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