I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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I don't get it

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Denard Robinson

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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