What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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