Mexicans working in an office

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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knock knock whos there not me

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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