What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

I lost my tractor.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.