Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Anti Joke

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