Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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