How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Which one is hardest?

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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