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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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