What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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I am really good at math debating

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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im gay

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Women can vote? WTF

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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