RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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