Shit.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Why do black men smell like horse poo? Because they showe horse shit in stables.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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