Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Everybody will die

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Your text.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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