Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Women's rights.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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