- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Your girlfriend.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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