why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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A man died.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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