A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Exactly what?

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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