Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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"Knock knock." "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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