How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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quantum physics?

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Asian women drivers...

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Jesus was a good guy

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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