Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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So. The gays. ...

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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