Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Muslim athletes.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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How did th-A fridge.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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