What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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