- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

I am very humble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

a ginger has a soul

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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