- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

pubic lice.

corey is a nipplepotomus

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

The WNBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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