Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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1 111111 1 1 11111111111 1 1 111111 1

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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