whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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I Have a Black Friend

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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