Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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He walked in a bar

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Anti Joke

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