Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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A fish swims up your penis...

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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