Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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