Whose your daddy? Not me

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Nickelback

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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