Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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like facebook.com/john maon

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Well, this is fun.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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