How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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girls basketball

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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