What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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