What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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this is not a joke.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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