What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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And you honored it I see :P

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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4-4-2

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Black people.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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