why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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lololololololololol

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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