Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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3 like an eel

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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