- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

Sophie Cameron is Gay

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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