How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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