People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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