There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Buzi vagy!

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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