The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Women's rights

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Miami Heat.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Anti Joke

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