Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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a man walked into a bar....

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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