96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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A white person at Harvard

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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