What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Nickelback

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Anti Joke

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