How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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