My spelling is horrible

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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