Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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