What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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