Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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