Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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