david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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penis

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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An Asian man fails a math test

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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knock knock no ones home

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Left. That one direction...

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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