What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Obama

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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