why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Blind people can't read this.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Anti Joke

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