Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Faithful men.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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chuck norris

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