Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Black Veil Brides.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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