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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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