What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Penis

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Rob Bell

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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