What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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i like turtals and kids

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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My penis is big... not.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Sorry boss

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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