Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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good one jess !!

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Anti Joke

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