George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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i have 2 penises

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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