Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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