Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Nah

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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