I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Women's Rights

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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William wright is Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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