why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Chuck norris

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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what is not funny? This joke.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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