Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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I've got a boner

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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