my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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9/11

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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man boobs

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¿melano?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Men's Rights

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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