Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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good one jess !!

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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