Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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AVI IS A FAG

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Women's Rights

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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canadians

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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what sucks? things that suck

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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