i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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You

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Rebecca Black

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Anti Joke

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