- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

You know what's natural? Bears.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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