What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Knock knock Shut up

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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