That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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