Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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I tell an anti joke!.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Alex Gedrose.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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