I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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meme

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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