LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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What? Huh?

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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