what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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i love huge wieners.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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