What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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4 hours later.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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