laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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whats black? a black man

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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