- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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