How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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My parents died!

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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