What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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