My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Freedom of Speech

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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