- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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