I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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