How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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