A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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