What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Fuck her

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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hiya

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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penis. nuff said.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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