What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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