1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Lebron Traveled

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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