What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Robert Mugabe.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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