What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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