Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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42, that is all

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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