What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Obama 2012

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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i hate non minorities!

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Haha

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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3 like an eel

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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