What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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women have rights

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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eden stop

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Anti Joke

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