What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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democracy

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Anti Joke

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