Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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ass in my face ? no

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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why do you care?

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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I can't see my forehead

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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