Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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The cream, it is coming

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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