Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Women's rights

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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feminism

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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