The Aristocrats

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I'm HIV positive.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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american idol

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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cory is gay

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school homewrok

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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