Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Women's rights

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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