What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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