Your mums a penis joke.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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How old is victor? Old

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Hey Caleb.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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