How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Denard Robinson

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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yada yada

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Anti Joke

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