what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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