Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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BIG PENIS

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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