Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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