What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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