What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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