who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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A seal walks into a club.

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