What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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your mom

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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