a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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richard is fag

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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