Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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BOOBALANBOO

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Your adopted

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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