Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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A gay man watches football.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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man boobs

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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¿melano?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Men's Rights

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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