A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Poopsack Jones

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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I am very humble.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Anti Joke

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