knock knock ... no one was in

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Women's rights.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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82

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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