- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

I Have a Black Friend

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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