four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Lebron Traveled

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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