Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Women's Sports

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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GINGER PEOPLE

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Cripples are lame.

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Are you a tree

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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