Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Womens rights

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the midget went to the midget store

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Contrary to popular belief when life hands you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she was swallowed whole by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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mitt romney

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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