Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What's up brah brah

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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