*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Christians pornstars.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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My name is Jeff

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Gadaffi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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