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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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