A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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