how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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