why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Exactly what?

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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