I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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eden stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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