Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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