ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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penis

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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