Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Icecream

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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I'm Spartacus

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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