What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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A jew go out of a bar

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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