An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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The WNBA

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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