- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

homosexuals are gay

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

. . I am a whale

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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