why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Okay.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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