What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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general tso's broccoli

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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mark is life

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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heads up!

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Women's rights

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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troll----> hahaha---->

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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