Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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PENlS.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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