Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Your Mother

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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