Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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My kids are mistakes.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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