- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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