what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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How did th-A fridge.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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