what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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