There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Me Neither.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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