How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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