how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Brett Farve

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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