What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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asian, do math

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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