- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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