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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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