How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Black people

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Women's Rights.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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