Chuck Norris died.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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