Guess what.. chicken butt

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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How do you make Justin Bieber handsome? He already is!

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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