What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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fava beans

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Spinabifita

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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wommmoaooammaaa

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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