Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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