- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

human centipede

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

why is this joke funny because your laughing

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Donkey lips

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

I work at jcpenny

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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