A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

thumb_up thumb_down

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

thumb_up thumb_down -42

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

thumb_up thumb_down +5

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What is brown and sticky?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops