- Anti Joke

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What did Delaware? A coat.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

I hate blackniggers

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

Women's rights

What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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