What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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knock knock go away!!!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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