What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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