Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Anti Joke

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