What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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i like pie.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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