A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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snowglobe

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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who is awesome? no one...

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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