- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

this is not an anti joke

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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