Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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