Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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