matt has ebola...funny right!?

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Go away still nothing to see

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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