Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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