What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Racial Equality

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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liam buchan is gay !

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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