THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Diana and victoria

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why Because

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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