WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Jokes are funny.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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