Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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