Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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