What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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