what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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The WNBA.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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smug face >:}

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Anti Joke

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