An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What is next?

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I am quite mature.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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