Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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What is a question?

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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penis

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Your mother just died.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Vaginal secretions

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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The glass is half an hour.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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