What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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what do gay people eat?? food

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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