Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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