Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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I have a gay camel

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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Why doesn't the vampire like garlic? You have to exist to like garlic.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Gestapo.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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