A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Womens rights

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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