Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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