Women's rights.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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I am quite mature.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Sir, your wife is dead

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Anti Joke

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