Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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