Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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