Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Jokes are funny.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Once upon a cross

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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