What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Get on the boat.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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