- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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