Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Oh...okay, good.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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