Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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An anti-joke

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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