How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Dallas Cowboys

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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