a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Poop

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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ur gay

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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