- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Women's rights.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

gay marriage.

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