Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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