knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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What's big and white?

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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