What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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