Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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