What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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