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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights.

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