i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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William wright is Gay

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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The Bible

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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