say it ten times fast: oh

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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Your existance.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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