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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

sexual intercourse.

mark is religion

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

Cleveland winning something

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

knock knock who's there aids

Are you Drew?

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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