What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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