Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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I ponder

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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