Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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