Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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A American seeking into mexico

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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