*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Guess What! HI!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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