A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Anti Joke

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