What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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1unno;njfjk

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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Womens Basketball.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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dj miky

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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