Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Women's rights

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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