What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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