Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Why did the book disappear?

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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girls lacrosse

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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