A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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I am a n1gger.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Internet Explorer

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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