well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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