A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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