- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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