Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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