What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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