whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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thomas!!!!

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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Unnnnnnnn

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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