Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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womens rights

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Mahmy

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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