11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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what happens every day? People die

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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