A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Christians pornstars.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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My name is Jeff

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