A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Womens rights

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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