A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What's worse than this That :(

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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