Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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This one time at band camp....

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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