What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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bryden is a faggot

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Hahaha

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69.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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