A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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What would u like to drink?

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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