The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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