How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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homosexual

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What is funnier than 24 69

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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I won the game.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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