your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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Anti Joke

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