So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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whats 2+2? 1

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I'm hungry.

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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