What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What's half of 8? o

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Anti Joke

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