Miscarriages.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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This sentance contains three errers

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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