how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Spell: “This word”

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Trashcan!

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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