A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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