Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Get in the car.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Penis in a box.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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