Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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