What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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boobs

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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