Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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