- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Cheese stick

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Where to, sir? Forward.

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

say it ten times fast: oh

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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