LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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fava beans

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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hey, my names mark.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one. he was an electrician

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but it nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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