- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Leave her alone...

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

penisface

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Cheese stick

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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