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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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hi

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Small titties.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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