How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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what did the catholic priest say to the boy?

god be with you.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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The New York Giants

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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