Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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i like men but im not gay

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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no really what are ur names?

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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