When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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