Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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A seal walks into a club.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Shit.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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