Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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japan4.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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taking out the trash... at night

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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I work at jcpenny

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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