Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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A homeless person dies.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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Yeah right loser!

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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