What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

What's worse than cancer? Death.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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