A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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