What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Anti Joke

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