Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Christians pornstars.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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My name is Jeff

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Harry Styles

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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