Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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jd and zach loves vigina

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Your sex life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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