Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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