So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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A Serbian Film

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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