On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Women's rights.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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