Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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bob saget

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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im @ work, LOL.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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