Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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what is big and white? the moon

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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