Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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gay pom...

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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