Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Women's football

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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The truth is he loves her!!

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What's blue? The sky.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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