There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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seek beauty

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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