- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Your mam is so fat.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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