Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Rebecca Black

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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gay marriage.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Hi my name is Bob

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weston cage

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I tell an anti joke!.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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i have cancer

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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