How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Y2K

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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