A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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bacon

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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