Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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mark is religion

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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