You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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