Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

thumb_up thumb_down -2

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Asians...

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Bing

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops