Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Robert Mugabe.

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black

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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