Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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