I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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s e m e n

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www.xnxx.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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I'm Coming

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Anti Joke

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