Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Woman's rights

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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