An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Penis penis poop butt

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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pussy enough said

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Bob Saget

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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