Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Your face is hilarious.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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