- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

men, men like men= men+bed

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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