Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Republicans

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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