what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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What is 9+10? 19

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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