What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

hi mom

A baby seal walks into a club...

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

I like pom

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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