whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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The cow went moo

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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