- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

Knock, knock. Come in!

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

race-car = rac-ecar

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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