Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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