i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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