You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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you just contradicted yourself.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ur an fagit

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What is a chair?

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Anti Joke

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