Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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I'm banging your sister.

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I pooped.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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