- Anti Joke

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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