What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Caroline Kelly.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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