Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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obama

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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ps3

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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No soup for you!

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Anti Joke

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