What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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I pooped my pants

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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... i forgot the joke :p

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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