Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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where is the world?

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Lololol

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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