Carrot fingers

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

dat shoe shine tho

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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