Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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weiner? balls

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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sorry got to poo

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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