I'm hungry.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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America Votes

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Where else? The junk yard

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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