Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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