How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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