How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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