I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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PENlS.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Justin

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