heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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