- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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