How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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mikey is cute

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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acuna

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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