- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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