What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Hi colton

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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