Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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