if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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