What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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