why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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your face.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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