2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Knock knock.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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mark is religion

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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