i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Make it? Sodium levels? Means he is eating right? Its not ADHD, the chatter is his way of coping with pain and what I believe is PTSD (dont tell him, he would get mad, if he gets that blank stare while chatting a lot its like he is back in the past for a while, please distract him out of it, but dont tell him anything about that. Give him what he wants, its a secret but Nero masters hypnosis, and he pretty much knows himself to a point far beyond others know themselves, he can sense lies and knows how others are feeling just by the movement of their pupils, their eyes, their breath, the tonality of their voice and lots of things like that, I think thats some sort of hypnosis as well, he uses ritalin in order to focus and shut off pain receptors mentally and stuff I don't understand, I am sure he would not ask for it unless he knew he could take it, he has literally performed surgery on himself before, the kind that would kill anyone unless under strong anesthetics. (removed bullets from the back of his skull, people say its just a myth, but I was there so I know its true) Please trust me on this as weird as it might sound.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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