A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Hello penis

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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