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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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