Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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