Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Hearpin my durp

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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