How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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