Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Q: What's the difference between a mountain goat and a pitching wedge? A: A lot.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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