My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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TIMMAH!

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Womens rights.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Take this and put it- No.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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