What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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My Nan, that is all.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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