- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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