Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Your face

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Hi

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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