why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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snowglobe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Tennesse

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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