Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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