roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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