What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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