whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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knock, knock come in

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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hola said the chinese man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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