Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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This is not funny.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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roses are red poo is poo

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Women's sports.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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