Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Hi

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

xavier stop

thumb_up thumb_down -19

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

thumb_up thumb_down -23

just sit down and dont be a Jew

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

thumb_up thumb_down -38

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops