What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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