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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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This is not a good joke.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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