- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Your girlfriend.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Smart Blondes

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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