- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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