whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

thumb_up thumb_down +29

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

thumb_up thumb_down +20

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

thumb_up thumb_down +15

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

thumb_up thumb_down -17

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops