- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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