on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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God. God.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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