A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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I work at jcpenny

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Obama

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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