A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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