A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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xavier stop

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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