what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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