Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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GONNA

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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WNBA

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Anti Joke

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