Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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