- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. BOOM Never mind, he was a terrorist.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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