What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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penis

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Invisible Television.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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