How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

thumb_up thumb_down -10

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

thumb_up thumb_down -18

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A fat man on a moped

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Roses are red Violets are penis

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Wade's the father

thumb_up thumb_down -18

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Whats worse than a joke? This

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops