What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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what's white and sticky semen

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Obamacare haters

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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