- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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