I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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watch me nae nae

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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