Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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what is orange? an orange

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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