What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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