What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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( o Y o )

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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