What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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