The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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the economy.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Gadaffi

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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