In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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