Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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make me a sandwich!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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women's rights.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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