What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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What is my name? I dont know

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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