Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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