George W. Bush

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Anti Joke

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