Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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A man walks into a bar

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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