What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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GONNA

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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