What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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cory is gay

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school homewrok

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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