Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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what is not funny? This joke.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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The Aristocrats

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I'm HIV positive.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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