What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What's worse than this That :(

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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