Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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