What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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GINGER PEOPLE

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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I can't think of a joke!

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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