- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

the comment about daniel was fron brock

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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