One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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girls basketball

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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KKK

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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