Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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