Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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there was once a jew

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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