whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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