Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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