What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

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