What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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