Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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liam buchan is gay !

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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