Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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69

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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3

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like for a handjob.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Ju... Just why?

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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