I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Anti Joke

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