how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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you are a åsshole :)

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Penis

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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