Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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this website...

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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