What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Patriarchy.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Hi what I lug you

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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