Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Scientology.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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