What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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Your mom.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why can't jokes spit?

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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I don't get it

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Denard Robinson

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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