What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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