whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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1+2 = 6

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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