What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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