A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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NASCAR

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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