- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.