saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Sir, your wife is dead

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