"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Lebron Traveled

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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