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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

I am a mime

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Muslim athletes.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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