Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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human centipede

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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