What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Opinions are like assholes... ...they're both nouns.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Gianni

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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