- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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