- Anti Joke

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

An asian walks out of math class

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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