Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

I have aids

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why? Why not?

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

I lost my tractor.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...