- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

How do you make Justin Bieber handsome? He already is!

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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