A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Poop

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

knock knock who's there me i kill you

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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