Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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