Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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BOTTOM!!!

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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