A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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