What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Poopsack Jones

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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dead babies

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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