How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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lololololololololol

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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