Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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British Dentistry

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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