A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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