What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Penis.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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