justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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chuck norris

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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