What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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the holocaust

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Susie has Autism

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Working hard or hardly working????

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Anti Joke

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