Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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People with cancer.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Anti Joke

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