- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

poop.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

Paper shield.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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