YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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