Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

thumb_up thumb_down +17

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

thumb_up thumb_down -38

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What can hitler cook well Steak

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down +35

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops