Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Republicans

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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