Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

I am really good at math debating

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

im gay

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Women can vote? WTF

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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