what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Justin Bieber

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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GONNA

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Anti Joke

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