Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Women's rights.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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