What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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