- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Those last 4 were by: Walter

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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