you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Alex Gedrose.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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A black man comes home from work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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