A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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who is awesome? no one...

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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