How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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what do u call a black man a black man

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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