What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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whats 2+2? 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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