your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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cory is gay

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Canada's army

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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