Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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I Have a Black Friend

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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