A guy at a baseball game....

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Get on your knees Ho

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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