See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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