osama bin laden is dead

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Women's rights.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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1d

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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