Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Rebecca Black

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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