What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Women's Rights.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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i love to lick...

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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John Cena

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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