- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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