Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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