Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Women's rights.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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The Bible

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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AIDS

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go F*** yourself

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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