A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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I had a submarine.... once

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Obamacare!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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knock knock who's there no one

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Garry Glitters on here

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Comedy.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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