why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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I've got a dig bick

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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