Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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