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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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