How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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