At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What is next?

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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