Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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My pet rock died.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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butt sex

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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