Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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An Asian with a big dick.

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PATHETIC

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Flab

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Small titties.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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