A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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mikey is cute

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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I love you

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