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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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