whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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People with cancer.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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