Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Refrigerator

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Paper shield.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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