Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Women's rights.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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