- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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