why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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