a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Anti Joke

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