How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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A man... walks.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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