Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Toaster

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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This sentance contains three errers

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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