My pet rock died.

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Farts smell bad!

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Melbourne Football Club.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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This is not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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