why does column have a letter n?

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Call of Duty is a good game.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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