A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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feces

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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