Joke

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

thumb_up thumb_down +11

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

thumb_up thumb_down +59

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

guess what? chicken butt.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

thumb_up thumb_down -22

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

thumb_up thumb_down -17

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

thumb_up thumb_down +42

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

thumb_up thumb_down +10

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops