Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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