Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Anti Joke

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