A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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lipstick pig

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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