Indeed.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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