Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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