Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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