Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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