A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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knock knock you may come in

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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