How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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