Your Mom.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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