- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Jimmy Saville

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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