What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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i like turtals and kids

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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My penis is big... not.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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