What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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i am predestal

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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69

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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