- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

brandon ya twwat

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

9/11.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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