KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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