Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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