What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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copy me and i will kill you

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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