An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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canadians

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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