Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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What's 6+2? 16

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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who smells? •Liam

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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