they told me not to write here but i did

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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hello

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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guest what i love pancakes

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Toaster

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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