I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Yeah, totally.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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