OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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