Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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just in time?

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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hi, im sober.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Poop.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Exactly what?

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Hello Braydon

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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