What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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shut up

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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