- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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