Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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anus

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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69

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The Bible

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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