wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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