What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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meme

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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