Why did the book disappear?

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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where is the world?

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Anti Joke

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