A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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