How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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