- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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