What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Anti Joke

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