Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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alston wang

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Kah-________-

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You're Adopted.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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