I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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women's rights

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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