anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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