- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

are you gay does your mom know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Do you like fishsticks No

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What does two plus two equal? 4

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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