Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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boobs

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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