- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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