waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Gadaffi

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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no really what are ur names?

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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