The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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My life :(

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Anti Joke

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