A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Men's Rights

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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