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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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