antijoke is the best website.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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