What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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How would you rule?

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Once upon a time.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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whats better than 24................. 25

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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