- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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