One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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have safe sex

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why does column have a letter n?

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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E= McVagina

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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