Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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