What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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