Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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