- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

...NO.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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