1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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