What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

what tall and looks like a jew?

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Knock, Knock Who's There

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

A baby seal walks into a club...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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