A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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i found waldo.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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