Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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