If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Please don't rape me.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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