Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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GIVE

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Hi.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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