What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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i like it in the mouth

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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