What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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4-4-2

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Black people.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Grace Ackerson

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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the love boat

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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