- Anti Joke

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

What does 1+1 equal? 2

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.