How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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