- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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