What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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