A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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general tso's broccoli

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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mark is life

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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heads up!

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Women's rights

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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troll----> hahaha---->

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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