A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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everybody loves raymond

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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