what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Tilt your screen back

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Bob Saget

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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