What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Wright flyer

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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A Serbian Film

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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why was the boy sad? because.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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i hate black people

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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