A women in the kitchen.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Yo mama is so fat she died

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

a man makes a bad joke

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Penis.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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