How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Anti Joke

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