A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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boobs

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¿melano?

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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