A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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WNBA

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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