Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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womens rights.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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you will now laugh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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