Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What is funnier than 24 69

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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I won the game.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Women's sports.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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