Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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