Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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