How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Jaden McMichael

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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