What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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knock knock who's there police

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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throbbing slobber

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