What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

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women's rights

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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