A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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