Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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