Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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