Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Matt Damon

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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