- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Nathan Gooderson.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

A BABY seal walks into a club

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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