One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Weiner

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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i love to lick...

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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