What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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batman farted so hes retarded

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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