one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

Someone told me about this website.

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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