What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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