- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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