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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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