A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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who smells? •Liam

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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