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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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