What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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I'm so punny.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Pickle!

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Sac

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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