Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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British Dentistry

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Anti Joke

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