What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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