What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Breast cancer.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

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