What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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