roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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who smells? •Liam

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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