- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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