How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Diarrhea

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Woman's Rights.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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womens rights

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Mahmy

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Anti Joke

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