What is brown and smells? Poop

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the jew die Really...

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

thumb_up thumb_down

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

thumb_up thumb_down +11

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops