If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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general tso's broccoli

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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Your Mom

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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