what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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What's 6+2? 16

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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