do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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BOTTOM!!!

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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