That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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