What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Obamacare haters

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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How's the weather? Good.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Apple juice.

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Abortion.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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pickle juice?

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Fiats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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