what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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