There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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fava beans

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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hey, my names mark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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