Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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IU football

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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