What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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