Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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