- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

tom pauling

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Cancer

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Mrs. Welsh

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