Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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destiny

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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A women's opinion.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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