A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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1 111111 1 1 11111111111 1 1 111111 1

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Anti Joke

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