Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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