What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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