What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Black People

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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