Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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full house

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Ron Paul for President!

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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