Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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