Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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want a balloon? yeah

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Anti Joke

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