What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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penis

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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THE GAME

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