whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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gay marriage.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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hola said the chinese man

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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