- Anti Joke

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

whats 2+2? 1

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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