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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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