One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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hear hear

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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