Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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canadians

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Ben Affleck

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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