An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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My parents died!

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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