Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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