a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Wanna here a good joke?

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Anti Joke

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