Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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