- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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