Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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I was once a hamster.

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women leaving the kitchen

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Massie is a fatass

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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A bar walks into a man

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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