Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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