Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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PATHETIC

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Flab

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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hi

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Small titties.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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