An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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A women in the kitchen.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Penis.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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