Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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