What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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alston wang

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Kah-________-

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You're Adopted.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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