What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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heat!

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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