What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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