- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why can't jokes spit?

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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