Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Womens rights.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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shut up elliot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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A woman's opinion

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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