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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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