What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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