What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why? Because racecar.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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