Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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