Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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women's rights

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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( o Y o )

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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