a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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What's your guys names?

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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