Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Psychics.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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