awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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noodles

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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dyslexic's Untie

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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