- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What is the meaning of life? 42

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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