what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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