Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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