Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Women's rights.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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