What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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OGC - tilt your head

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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