What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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British Dentistry

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Anti Joke

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