What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Anti Joke

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