Women's rights

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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you will now laugh.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Anti Joke

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