A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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your mom

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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