Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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What's two plus two? Window

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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