Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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guest what i love pancakes

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Toaster

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Bacon is delcious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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