Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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