What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Jess Burns

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Iggy Azalea

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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