Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Anti Joke

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