Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Cancer

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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Mrs. Welsh

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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JUST KIDDING^

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Continents are large islands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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