Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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banana

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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It got hit by a rocket.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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