Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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