Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Sex

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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