Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Women can vote? WTF

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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THE GAME

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Brittney Spears

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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