If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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sexual intercourse.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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Cleveland winning something

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Are you Drew?

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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