What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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