What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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knock knock you may come in

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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You have cancer

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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