A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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Anti Joke

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