- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk into a bar...

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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