- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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