Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Woman's rights

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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I would rape her

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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