Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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knock knock

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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