What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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The WNBA

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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