how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Donald Trump

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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My life

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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