What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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hi will

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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ur mother

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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What's your guys names?

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Anti Joke

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