The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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