What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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