- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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