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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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conrad profit

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Obamacare haters

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Apple juice.

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Abortion.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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