What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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I can count to potato.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Justin

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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