I am a n1gger.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Internet Explorer

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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The Irish man was sober.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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