Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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4 hours later.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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