What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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The government

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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donald................duck for president

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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