What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Praise Paisley

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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s e m e n

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Baseball

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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