Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Vagina ass.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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