What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Please Rape William Wright

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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baloney sandwich

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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I said I hate niiggers

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NEVER

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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