What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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So. The gays. ...

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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