- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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