A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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What's white and gluey Glue

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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