Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Sir, your wife is dead

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

thumb_up thumb_down

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

thumb_up thumb_down +27

feminism

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

thumb_up thumb_down +40

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops