dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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