What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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weiner? balls

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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