Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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An Asian man fails a math test

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knock knock no ones home

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Tilt your screen back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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