whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Sarah Palin is President

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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long in the tooth!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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