Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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shut up

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Anti Joke

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