What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Knock knock, come in.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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