A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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