How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Mitt Romney

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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You suck big fat slobber

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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