how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Albert your flies undone.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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