- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

What is brown and sticky?

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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