roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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Potato.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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