How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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