A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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