Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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