Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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