- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

I like pom

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Republicans

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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