Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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a black guy leaves prison

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Black People.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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