Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Jebron Lames.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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