a man checks his mypsace

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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The jets are a good team..

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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