Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Anti Joke

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