- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Who's there? Knock Knock.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

i like it in the mouth

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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