Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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