What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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