Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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i'm funny

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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