If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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math test 2=2

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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poop.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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ASSCHEEKS

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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V I T A M I N C !

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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