Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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you are gay

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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