- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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