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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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