What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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