What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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i heart wiener

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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