Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Anti Joke

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