What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Womens rights

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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