What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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What's big and white?

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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