Women's Rights.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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