I cant think of one (._. )

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Laura Pratz..

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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oops

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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How old is your mom Dead

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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69

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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