What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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knock knock go away!!!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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