Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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i have two hands.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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