What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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