Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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You're tall.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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