So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Paul Dylan King!

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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