Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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