Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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