how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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