- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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