Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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That's what he said.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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poop.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Paper shield.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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