why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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There's my tractor.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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