- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

hey, my names mark.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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