Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Wright flyer

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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