What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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