But who would want to sell us out and why?

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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