Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Well, there's one way...

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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