- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Melbourne Football Club.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Republicans

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

K

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??