troll----> hahaha---->

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Dig Bick Your dislexic

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Wanna here a good joke?

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

thumb_up thumb_down -11

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops