What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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