What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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