What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Anti Joke

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