Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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Donald Trump

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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girls basketball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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