chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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