What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

thumb_up thumb_down +11

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock Know! Come in!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

thumb_up thumb_down +9

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

thumb_up thumb_down

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops