your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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