If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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I lost my tractor.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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how man

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Nicolas Cage

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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