How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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this website...

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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