THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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No it doesnt..

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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asian, do math

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PENlS.

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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