If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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i was molested.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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