What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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