What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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