- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

knock knock who's there? hope

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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