Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Female Orgasms

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the love boat

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Where do you live? In a house

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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