Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Sex. That is all.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Praise Paisley

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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s e m e n

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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