How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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A man walks into a bar.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What does? 42

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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