- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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