I hate long jokes -_-

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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i like pie.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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