What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Mitt Romney for president.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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OBAMA

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the WNBA

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Anti Joke

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