- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

French people.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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