Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Your mom.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Gun Control

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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