Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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banana

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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It got hit by a rocket.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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