A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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black people. that is all...

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Nothing yet CC

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Moooo

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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