Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Breast cancer.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Women's rights

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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How are you? Yes

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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