- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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I love you

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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