How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

I'm so punny.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Pickle!

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

Sac

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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