What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Where else? The junk yard

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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