So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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school homewrok

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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whats black? a black man

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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