- Helen Keller

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womens rights

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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