What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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