What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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13 =B you just learned something

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