I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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