- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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