A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Sarah Palin

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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