What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Anti Joke

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