Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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