Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Poopsack Jones

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Yo mama's fat.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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