Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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purple pickles

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Dont look at me.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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hello

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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