A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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chuck norris

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Your mom

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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