Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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every cloud has a silver lining

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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