What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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How old is victor? Old

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Anti Joke

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