Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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