CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Got milk? No.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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