- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

a man walks into a bar and dies

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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