Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Women's Professional _________

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Phew... it's gone.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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kennah campion... being nice

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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