Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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