Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Samraj.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Anti Joke

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