A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Sac

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Fuck her

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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world society

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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