Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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Women's rights

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Miami Heat.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Racial equality.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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