why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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your social life.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Women.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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