What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Matt Damon

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Women's rights.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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