What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Caroline Kelly.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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WNBA

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Anti Joke

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