why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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