What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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Neil Lewis

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Dick Chaney

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Scott Gomez

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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