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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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