Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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This one time at band camp....

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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