What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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hi will

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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ur mother

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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