A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Cancer.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Anti Joke

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