how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Looks through the peephole.

How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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What's 9+10? 19

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

i wish i was a tree !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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