Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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The Holocaust

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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squash squash who squash my ass

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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An Aisian failed a test

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Yo mama's fat.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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