What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Women have the right to vote.

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Jake. Walsh.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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