A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Women's Sports

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Cripples are lame.

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Are you a tree

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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hi will

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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It says so on your cap.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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69

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Anti Joke

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