Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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poopoo

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What comes after 23? 24.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Faithful men.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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