A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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