Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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What's blue? The sky.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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lol

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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