What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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women outside of the kitchen

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Anti Joke

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