Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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hi

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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