You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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The Bible

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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