Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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The government makes a good decision

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Women's rights.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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make me a sandwich!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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women's rights.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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