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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

i'm funny

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

John Cena

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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