A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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