What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

A blind man walks into the door of a bar

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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