I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Get in the car.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Penis in a box.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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