Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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shut up iggy

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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