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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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