- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

womens rights.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi michael

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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