Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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hey guys im gay

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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