What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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i have 2 penises

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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