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kill yourself

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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