Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Steve Jobs.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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