Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Scott Gomez

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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