Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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