boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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