Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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