What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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42, that is all

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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human centipede

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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