Vaginal secretions

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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i like turtals and kids

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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My penis is big... not.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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