Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Why did the book disappear?

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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where is the world?

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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