What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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._____________________. Whale!

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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