What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Why did? Yes

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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