2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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