- Anti Joke

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

I hate blackniggers

How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Knock knock Fuck off!

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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