- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

My sister has to take a dump

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