- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Freedom of Speech

how does peploe get around they walk

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

I Have a Black Friend

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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