Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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A Serbian Film

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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i hate black people

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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