Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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I read the terms of service.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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