what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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