- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Women's rights

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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