- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Blarg

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

GAY PEOPLE

So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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