Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Why did the book disappear?

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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where is the world?

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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