Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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