what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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