If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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knock knock whos their a person

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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