Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Banana(s)

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Nah

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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