Knock-Knock Come in! ...

thumb_up thumb_down +4

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

thumb_up thumb_down +18

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

world peace

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops