A white person at Harvard

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Anti Joke

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