What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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adam hodgson !

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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tom pauling

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Cancer

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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JUST KIDDING^

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Continents are large islands.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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