What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Whats green? The color green.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Q: What's grey and looks good on policemen? A: A stylish grey hat.

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