Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

People Eating Tasty Animals

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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