A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Lil' Wayne

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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