Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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