Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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- Helen Keller

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womens rights

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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