Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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My mum is called Steve

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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