What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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I love you

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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