What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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