What what In the butt

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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