Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Exactly what?

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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