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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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