Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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I love alchohol!

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Black Friday

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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