So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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thomas!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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