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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Leave her alone...

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Your existance.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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