A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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