Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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