I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Goat balls.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Jokes are funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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