What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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