I'm gay.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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God is real

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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Anti Joke

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