what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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