whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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copy me and i will kill you

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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