What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why can't jokes spit?

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Denard Robinson

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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