why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Patrick is gay

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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