During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hi michael

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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