yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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