Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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Dick Chaney

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Scott Gomez

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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