T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Poop

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Anti Joke

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