Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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