A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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hi

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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Yes!

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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