What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Small Penis.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Women's rights

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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