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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Anti Joke

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