Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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