Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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democracy

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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