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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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