How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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The Oakland Raiders

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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