Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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Jerry.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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