Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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boobs

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Poop

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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