Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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A woman's opinion

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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women's rights

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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