- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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