What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Womens rights

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385

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I am a nigger.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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hahaha

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Women's rights

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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