Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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