Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Female Athletics

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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He--Hey guys

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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anti-joke teehee

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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