- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

4 hours later.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Whats the defination of cruelty

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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