What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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