- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Chuck Norris.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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