So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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