Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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