Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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