How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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