What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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knock knock come in

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Get in the car.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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