knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Hey, Max!!

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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brandon ya twwat

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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9/11.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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