Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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why do you care?

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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I can't see my forehead

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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