women outside of the kitchen

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68 :)

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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A fish swims up your penis...

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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