A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Tell you something funny.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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