Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Anti Joke

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