knock knock who's there? hope

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Anti Joke

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