Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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you are a åsshole :)

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Andy Carrol

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Worms don't like apples.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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