An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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My sister has to take a dump

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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My parents died!

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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