Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Hi my name is Bob

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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I drive a 'rarri

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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