roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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