What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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