What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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