- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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