Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Anti Joke

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