What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Canada

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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