What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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