Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Guess What! HI!

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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69 :)

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Face...the other white meat!

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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