A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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