A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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An atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said "god bless you". He thanked them and continued on with his normal day because it wasn't really that big of a deal to him.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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