What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

feminism

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

thumb_up thumb_down +40

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

thumb_up thumb_down +1

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

thumb_up thumb_down +28

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Guess What! HI!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

No because your face is really f***** up.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops