What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Flab

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Anti Joke

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