Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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I Have a Black Friend

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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