you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Yo mama's fat.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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hot diggity dog

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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