What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Women's sports.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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