Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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