Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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9/11

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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