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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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