- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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