A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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