A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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