Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Anti Joke

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