the cast of the jersey shore

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Sex

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Poop

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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