What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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