MOOOOOOOOOOO

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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