Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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Sarah Palin is President

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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long in the tooth!

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Laura Pratz..

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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69

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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