Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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