- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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