You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Women's Rights.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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