knock knock you may come in

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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