Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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