Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Unflushed Shit...

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haha.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Your Mother

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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