Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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