What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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