How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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breasts

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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