How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Politics

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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batman has diarrhea

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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Christ is a conspiracy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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