My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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whats 69+2? 71

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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