And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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