I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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modern love

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What do old people really like? Sex.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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