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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

you first

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

You suck big fat slobber

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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