Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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