what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the man behind the counter, "Do you have any ointment? my beak is very chapped" the man replies "we have nothing for ducks here."

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Womens rights

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Mitt Romney

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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