Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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hers a joke... japanese people

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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