why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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girls basketball

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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