Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Lebron Traveled

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Diarrhea

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Woman's Rights.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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