why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Comedy.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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