What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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school homewrok

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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whats black? a black man

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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