Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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