What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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the holocaust

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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melon

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Matt is not funny.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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E= McVagina

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