Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Anti Joke

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